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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Picture yourself in a boat on a river. While you're doing that, I'm palming your thighs.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. What they won't tell you is the "E.L." in E.L. Fudge stands for "Extremely Loose".

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 315 views

  3. I'm not trying to start shit, but my dilating b-hole is.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 354 views

  4. I'm not a player, I just hosts podcasts a lot

    By drewxblood,
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  5. Remember that show where they ran around shoving groceries in their carts? This is not that show.

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. GALLAGHER SMASH!!!!

    By MichaelMcAnally,
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  7. Why doesn't Rolex make a tornado watch?

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  8. My doctor put me in quarantine so I wouldn't catch phrase.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  9. what the big dumb monkey what likes The Beatles say to the nut salesman?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. Wait until you see the swimsuit edition of my daddy issues.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  11. Remember, there's no "Judge" in "Bud Cort"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. If you teach a blind fool how to fish for a bird in the hand, you will count your chickens upon the road less traveled.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 485 views

  13. It takes two to tango but three to cash

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. Conceptually it was a marvellous idea, but the implementation of the exclusive club catered for otters garnered massive critique from the board

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  15. I occasionally bing "crosby" but I never yahoo "serious"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. If I had a kernel of corn for every time I’ve wished I had a kernel of corn, I’d have all the corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. porn? on the fourth of July?!?!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. Move along, there’s nothing to see here. And quit tapping that infuriating white-tipped stick, you weirdo.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 299 views

  19. That Lamar kid is just a one drick pony

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. Celebrity Death Binge, an American Pale Ale

    By slorgis_peggy,
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  21. Party in the back, party in the front. I got no job, so who gives a frunk?

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  22. I wanna pull the hairs from your mole in the worst way.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  23. Wholesale items half off? What's next, people marrying dogs?

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  24. I have athlete's foot, a gardener's thumb, an artistic eye, an Achilles heel, and three pinkies.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  25. This is an audio performance of "Mah Liiife After Mah Wiiife", written and read for you by Scott Aukerman. Chapter 1: The Episode Where I Find Christ.

    By Shampoodler,
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