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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. That's when I grab my wing knife. We cannot abide another flying angel infestation.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. My new album dropped today. It's titled "Social Anxiety", and I'm not telling anybody what well I dropped it down.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. High noon is the new 4:20

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  4. Make like a tree and bark up the wrong yourself

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  5. If I do the fandango, promise me you'll stop calling me scaramouche

    By AlexDale,
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  6. Float like a butterfly, Sting is a creep

    By AlexDale,
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  7. I'm Creepin on ah Come Up when I stroke my boner in harmony with Bone Thugs-n-Harmony.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  8. Ear plugs, hair plugs and butt plugs. Oh my!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  9. Even when I have to stoop to shtup, I refuse to implore that whore who's a bore and lives on my floor.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  10. On today’s ep—is Jimothy Cornpants the illegitimate child of The Scarecrow and Mrs. Greenjeans? Stay tuned to find out!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Let’s all just go ahead and agree that when the orange one gets impeacherated, the new one will be known as President Pants.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. I went to the world’s lousiest t-shirt shop and all I got was this lousy t-shirt that says I went to the world’s lousiest t-shirt shop and all I got w

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Corpses with great looking teeth are the ultimate consolation prize. Thanks fluoride in tap water!

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. Unfortunately for her father, Lizzie Borden greatly misunderstood the term "life hacks"

    By Pure Guava,
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  15. You won't believe what your breakfast looks like now, push to find out!

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. Are you there cod? It's me, the Gorton's Fisherman.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. 1 in 6 Americans will choke on a hot dog at some point, if my plan works.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. You had one mission, Paco. And now you're telling me you can't remember the name of it?! Big, white building in Texas? Real helpful.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  19. Gerald the Derelict and Sterile Carol heralded Feral Darryl at the Mayoral Stairwell

    By MongoSapien,   
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  20. my shorn and torn horns worn forms foresworn to Michael Dorns forlorn firstborn

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. "Hook, line, and sinker," he said to the impatient fishermen, but the hook, line, and sinker line didn't sink in.

    By theguywhosubmittedthat,
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  22. Tweedledee, Tweedledum, you'll look pretty dumb if you try to twiddle somebody else's thumbs.

    By DatGing,
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  23. practicing taxidermy ended up a cat ass trophy but I ain't mad.

    By kraydems_slaymaster_6t9,   
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  24. Birds of a feather flock together but do they watch Heathers with their shaking nethers?

    By Kabadook,
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  25. Tilikum? More like tili-go, it's all about Free Willy

    By Myaimistrue92,
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