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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You think THAT'S impressive? I have dinner plates the size of nipples!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. So tell me, is there a Mrs. Magorium?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  3. My latest sit-rom-dramedy will confuse your emotions and help you find love!

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  4. Scooby, Scooby Doo, where are you? Its your dinner time and I need to get to bed as I have an important presentation in the morning!

    By Bigsmak,
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  5. The early worm may get the worm but I heard Matt Gourley confirmed, that worm has germs!

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  6. ā€œPut ā€˜er in a Braā€ Is acceptable, but itā€™s no ā€œHeynong Manā€. And itā€™s DEFINITELY no ā€œItā€™s Corn Pie or No Pieā€

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. I almost joined Occamā€™s Shave Club, but it seemed to simple to be true.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Well my name is Wrappinā€™ Scott and Iā€™m here to say / Iā€™ll clad your gifts in fancy paper any day

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. It's corn pie or no pie!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Hello it's me, Scott Aukerman, just cutting in before the show begins to apologize for the truly abhorrent racism on display during one of our segment

    By Gym Sockerman,
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  11. Once a potato, always a sucker for butter

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  12. Thereā€™s only one thing as good as right-off-the-stalk, sun-warmed sweet corn, and thatā€™s getting my womps jammed first thing on a Monday morning.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. You're shallow thoughts, I can plainly see, denegrate and emasculate Gary Busey's loosey gooseys.

    By Dead_Armadillos,   
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  14. No matter how attractive you are, you still have a gross butthole.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  15. Either call Reese or re-sort your resort resources

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  16. Those con men took me to the cleaners. Which was nice considering I had some mustard on my lapel.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  17. I've soured on the cream, but am quite fancy for the mustard.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  18. Excuse me Caught Stalkermen, I don't mean to be Frank, but can I have your Hot Dog?

    By TheSwirlyPat,
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  19. Waiter, there's a fly in my soup - and by "soup" I mean web, and by "waiter", I mean a spider waiter

    By FattWatson,
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  20. Uuuuuuugh... I came.

    By dog_in_space,
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  21. I wonder if Wonder Woman wears a Wonderbra and what her womb will weigh? What? Too weird?

    By dog_in_space,
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  22. Too many times I've tried to tame the tiger. This time he tore my taint in twain.

    By dog_in_space,
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  23. Franz forgot a diaphragm and figured he'd find four in Fanny's full fannypack. The fool froze in fear as feminine fingers deflowered his efforts.

    By dog_in_space,
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  24. One man's ceiling is another man's floor and one man's pants are another man's long-sleeve shorts.

    By jaredthedestroyer,
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  25. Curious cat killed himself

    By yodellingwalrus,
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