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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Prudish mistress misplaced the mattress protector, thine wife lay in moisture later this night

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 420 views

  2. It takes Juan to know Juan

    By j.ferracuti,
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    • 528 views

  3. Hey, you rascally kids, Get off of my lawn... And into my car.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 335 views

  4. Friends, Pizza, Pizza, lend me your ears. I come to bury Little Caesar, not to praise him.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 357 views

  5. Brevity, here meaning to speak succinctly, is the soul, which is to say the driving force of humor more specifically the subset of humor known as wit.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 343 views

  6. Thorax of ant, grasshopper's eye; this is the potion for good insect pie

    By Steezo Beezy,   
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    • 265 views

  7. In Beatrix Potter’s newly discovered book, Hoppy, Floppy, and Sloppy kill their poppy and wind up in the copper’s jalopy.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 331 views

  8. I'm playing hardball in my negotiations to play for the National Softball League.

    By Stu Pedasso,
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    • 271 views

  9. Pray it, don't spray it.

    By Stu Pedasso,
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    • 295 views

  10. Just look in the mirror and say Corny Mary three times.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 327 views

  11. homina homina homina gimme some yuminy yuminy hominy

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 387 views

  12. Taint that a nice gooch?

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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    • 344 views

  13. Somebody once told me the world was gonna track me down and force herself upon me. I hope that person was misinformed.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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    • 374 views

  14. Monday's a fun day, just one day from Sunday, but if it isn't a pun day, can we call it a done day?

    By HeynongTheMan,
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    • 284 views

  15. Gold Bondola powder keeps your balls dry as you row through Venice

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 385 views

  16. Defecate Leppard is a shit band.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 427 views

  17. Types of Slugs, Inherent Smells, Smoggy Moists

    By slorgis_peggy,
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    • 415 views

  18. My vision board has a lot of random blurry letters. I need glasses.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 382 views

  19. If the car's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'. If the trains a chuggin', keep on tuggin'.

    By Horse For A Brother,
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    • 531 views

  20. hubba-hubba Daddy likey! Sorry sir, I have to say that every time I almost cry

    By j.ferracuti,
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    • 425 views

  21. If these walls could talk, I could steal my neighbor's Wifi password.

    By LuminiousJohnnie,
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  22. I love Mondays.....said no one ever! Me, I'm more of a TGIF freak. Nothing beats the weekday blues like a fun TGIF kinda Friday. Ahh yes, the weekend.

    By j.ferracuti,
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    • 436 views

  23. Rice is nice, but it's nothing without the spice. Who said that? Andrew Dice.

    By spudding,   
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    • 498 views

  24. You can lead Jimmy to corn, but you can’t make him crack it.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 317 views

  25. Check it out now, cupsole chukka Right about now, cupsole chukka

    By AlexDale,
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    • 423 views
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