New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. In a world of peaches don't ask for applesauce!

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2. Obama may have turned the frogs gay with chemicals, but you wont believe what he's done to Lassie! Tonight at eleven

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3. Pee-Pee, Poo-Poo, I am Scott Auckerman and I like the smell of excrement!

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4. This groovy goose has turned into a moody moose, and that's not what I signed up for.

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5. Should I put on pants or take off my socks? Too late, I already came.

   By Thelonious Hunk, July 4, 2017
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6. HORN on the fourth of july!

   By KrangkaDelic, July 5, 2017
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7. pensioned peasants penchant for presents presented prescient presence to the previous president

   By KrangkaDelic, July 4, 2017
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8. Welcome to Interesting People, the show where we bang comedy.

   By FlynnGermain, July 4, 2017
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9. Hey Margaret, are you there? It's me, Nongman.

   By Xandar1977, July 4, 2017
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10. when i be reading catchphrases i be like:

    By KrangkaDelic, July 4, 2017
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11. hey guyz considering the day thats in it the "-orn on the 4th of July" gag is up for grabs

    By KrangkaDelic, July 4, 2017
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12. People always say time is relative so how come I never see him at the family reunions?

    By Fats McGassy, July 4, 2017
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13. If you want to dip a dangler, drop your drawers and dunk away

    By Grandpa Jerry, July 4, 2017
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14. I think its time to get rid of my inhibitions and finally get vajazzled

    By Grandpa Jerry, July 4, 2017
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15. This is the world's largest Pudding Party

    By Grandpa Jerry, July 4, 2017
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16. I love eating a big long sandwich with Shane MacGowan. Yes, the Hoagie Pougey's what it's all about.

    By Pat Chaddams, July 5, 2017
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17. Personally I prefer the French fairy tale Jacques and the Bean Stack. Frenchy weirdo sure stacks some beans.

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18. That ventriloquist's doll is a real dummy. I'm sorry, that's not politically correct. He's "mentally challenged".

    By Pat Chaddams, July 5, 2017
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19. Paper view television was not what I was expecting. Big paper fan over here, signing out

    By yodellingwalrus, July 5, 2017
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20. Lie me to the moon, NASA.

    By KrangkaDelic, July 7, 2017
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21. We bought "We Bought A Zoo" at the zoo.

    By JackRabbit, July 5, 2017
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22. if continents were condiments like mermalade & jam then africa must turd to let australia catch up, man.

    By KrangkaDelic, July 5, 2017
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23. Shaka Shaka Kahn Shaka Kahn at Tinagra

    By Laurenfapkus, July 5, 2017
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24. If you're gonna Bing it, use Google. If you're gonna Uber, use Lyft.

    By justsomeman, July 6, 2017
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25. Do you dare share an eclair with Cher in Bel Air while giving her the care bear stare?

    By The Real Ham Samich Man, July 5, 2017
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