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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I grew up so poor, the only magazine my family could afford was Mud magazine

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. Tonight, City Council meets in the cornfield by Old Man Yog-Sothoth’s Washeteria to discuss the fog that has stolen your face. Welcome to Bangvale.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Fucken, this has like, been My Favorite Bang Bang. Stay hotdogged, and don’t get heynonged. Byeeeeeeeeeeeee. HoHo want a cookie?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. 1997. A motel room somewhere in Idaho. A lost satchel of Robert Frost’s socks. And an entrepreneur. It’s This American Bang Bang. I’m Ira Glasserman.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. He insisted I sit on his lap and call him "Papa". Only later did I learn Hemingway is dead and this was just a dirty old man by the sea.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  6. but I thought Educating Rita was feminism, love

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. I'm never wearing pants again, milky skeets have got no rhythm.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. As we thrust gently to the hilt of July, let's have a moment of silence I swallowed a fly

    By DTFbatman,
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  9. I can't believe I've done this 500 times! Shitting in a Denny's parking lot, I mean.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. The earthquake shook Shaq's Shake Shack shake sack.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  11. Baby driver? I barely put a baby in her!

    By Pure Guava,
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  12. Smiles Davis is the happiest jazz man in town.

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. Live from the Hollywood Bowl: Reanimated Beethoven & his bone-rattling band

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  14. Askjeeves not what Bing can Google for you, Askjeeves what animal has the largest penis.

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. Ethics? What's that? A new Teen Titan?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. If I don't make it, please tell your wife I loved her!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. It doesn't matter that you've had your tetanus shot. You still shouldn't eat rust.

    By willypthree,
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  18. Our opera about mollusk gatherers is going to be controversial, judging by the loud clammer in the audience on opening night

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. O Führer! Mein Führer!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  20. "How's that for a new fish?" Said the one fish, two fish smiling at a bluefish.

    By MrsHopewell,
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  21. You can do a Donkey Punch in Moscow that is not a Moscow Donkey Punch. It's just a Donkey Punch done in Moscow.

    By MrsHopewell,
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  22. Yes, Jeff, I've had my fill. Thou shalt haunt me no longer, Jeff.

    By MrsHopewell,
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    • 321 views

  23. Weird Science? More like Beard Science, or, Hey Pass Me that Razor, based on the novel My Struggle by Karl Ove Knausgaard

    By MrsHopewell,
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    • 359 views

  24. I get confused whenever a woman describes herself as a MILF

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 287 views

  25. Peter Piper picked a pepper and now must be hanged for his high crimes

    By MrsHopewell,
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    • 327 views
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