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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Quiet on set! City Slickers 3, Jon Lovitz full frontal nude horseriding scene, take twenty-four.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. A Fonzerelli Flag Day Fun Fact Check. Betsy Ross as a distant cousin of Marion Ross? That gets two big Correctamun-NOs 'Lying Ted'!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  3. I don't care what my psychiatrist says, I'd rather be anti-pasto than pro-valone.

    By GuacNine,
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  4. Paul McCartney once said, "It's getting better all the time". But that guy doesn't eat meat, so I don't know how he can tell.

    By ChazFremontIII,   
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  5. If it feels like your whole world is spinning, don't worry, it actually is. At about 1000mph. You see, the earth has what scientists call an axis...

    By ChazFremontIII,   
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  6. I've heard of the Birther Movement, but the birth of my child?! I have to get to the time machine outlet store ASAP.

    By Ol' Mammy Devito,
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  7. Rain, rain, go away. I get wet in my own unique way!

    By shippyshippy,
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  8. I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it HIT me!

    By bagofbeef,
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  9. Things to do in Denver when you're Right Said Fred: #1. Be too sexy for altitude sickness.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. Hey, hey, hey everybody. My name is Doug and I love movies.

    By BobMartinGuys,
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  11. I'm sorry, this is all getting a little too insane for me and I want to go home now please.

    By TVsFredSavage,
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  12. The troubling thing about deaf, dumb and blind kids is that they don't know just how mean those pinballs really are.

    By shippyshippy,
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  13. They laughed and called me Lasagna Jones, which was bad enough, but this was an emergency room, and they were doctors, and I had a lasagna in my ass.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. Papa said there'd be days like this. There'd be days like this like mama said.

    By shippyshippy,
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  15. As someone who has read all the books, I'm very excited for tonight's episode where Daenerys lights her farts.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. Keith brushed his teeth with a brief Latifah queef.

    By Dino Is My Dad,
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  17. Sam, if you can't go one morning without "toucan-splaining" breakfast to me, then I'll be taking my business to General Mills!

    By shippyshippy,
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  18. Please inform your kitchen staff that "dumpling" is not the diminutive form of "dump"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. John Denver, JFK Jr. and the Cuban National Fencing Team walked into a bar. Wait, did I say walked into a bar? I meant crashed into the ocean

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. Give me liberty, or give me a million dollars and I'll forget about the Liberty thing

    By CarterJones,
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  21. Dial 'M', 'N', 'O', or 911 for murder.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  22. there's no crying in spaceballs!

    By JThomasMeyer,
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  23. I'm sorry the gravy is lumpy! I'm doing my best since your mother passed!

    By JThomasMeyer,
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  24. "Umbrellas, umbrellas umbrellas!" cried the street vendor, but his warning arrived too late for those of us who had already purchased umbrellas at reg

    By ElegantMeats,
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  25. Some people call me the space cowboy some people, if not most, don't acknowledge my existence at all.

    By buttermetwice,
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