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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Donuts? What are you talking about? Does don't have nuts

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. And now it's time for a little thing we call hugs

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. When life hands you lemons, DO NOT EAT THEM! Some parents have reported finding razor blades in these lemons. Story at 11.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  4. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang! where were not certain what type of show it is, but we know it's NOT that type of show.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  5. I went to see The Sisterhood of The Traveling Pants and all I got was this lousy sisterhood of the traveling t-shirt.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. The rain in Spain, stays mainly indoors, due to crushing Social Anxiety.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  7. One, if by land, two, if by sea. Three, if by wind, four, if by fire.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  8. Loose lips, stinky chips.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  9. If I could put time in a bottle, I'd be doing that shit all the time, especially that one time I tried to shit into a bottle.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. Sweet cheese, Martha. Nice sauce, Rodger. Once Paul shows up with the sausage, I'll get my dough on.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  11. Sweet cheese, Martha. Nice sauce, Rodger. Once Paul shows up with the sausage, I'll get my dough on.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 360 views

  12. Quoth the Clavin, never Norm.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. William Hurt his dick because Jeremy Irons his balls.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. (Turn around) Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you never leave your drapes open anymore.

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. Gettin' jiggy wit my Nana, Anna's Banana. Nana Anna's Banana. Gettin' jiggy wit it!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  16. If a train leaves Newark at 7am travelling 80mph and stops for thirty minutes midway to Chicago why doesn't my mother love me anymore?

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. Hear me now minions of Beelzebub, the day has come, the hour is nigh - it's the new spring line of dresses from Victoria Beckham.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. If you like popcorn, you'll LOVE poop corn

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. I see London. I see France. I see Scott Auckerman reading this catchphrase, because I'm at this show.

    By Jotchua,
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  20. Chomp down on the stinger monster. munch for lunch. meanies. yop. brunch.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. Some say that Prince's artistic persona was created in his early albums, others say it evolved over time. We should teach the Con-tro-ver-sy

    By Poop John Pee,
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  22. You put the lime in the coconut and by lime I mean something genital based and by coconut I mean My Face. I'm terrible at innuendos.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. Yosemite Sam never got the kudos he deserved for his part in the gay rights movement.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. Well tally me banana boys and girls, let's start our day with some quality anime!

    By AlexDeVeer,
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  25. Now son, you see, a bird fucks a bee and daddy films it and sells it on the internet.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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