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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Call me nubile and heretical but I think your sister just pissed on me blister

    By greazey_bob,   
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  2. Pee. Pee on your sisters' poop. There's pee, there's pee on your sisters' poop. (It's hers.)

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. Sorry about the mucus and spit and such. But hey if you see me in the street I'll give you a brand new dollar.

    By JimLockey,
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  4. Shirts, shorts, and shits, I've worn them all.

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. Some pray for love, some pray for peace, some others just store nuts in their cheeks. I'm talking to you squirrels, stop being so selfish.

    By Roobstickles,
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  6. I'm like a kid in a kidney store... g-g-g-g-g-get me outta here!!!

    By HannahRoseMatĂ©,   
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  7. They say it's your birthday but I'm going to need another source to confirm, where is your mother young man?

    By Roobstickles,
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  8. Bilbo Baggins bathes blissfully in bleach

    By Roobstickles,
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  9. Hey girl, are you a vacuum because you'd sure look nice in the back of my closet

    By Roobstickles,
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  10. Well Bedazzle my backside and call me a curse word, 'cause that's what it takes to get off anymore.

    By Dom Cheeto,
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  11. With guilt I tilt my wilted hilt, the blood of fuckboys justly spilt

    By Dom Cheeto,
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  12. Idle hands are the devil's tools—so shuck that corn, and shuck it good. Mmmm, that's right. Shuck it REAL good, baby.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. It's that time of year again—time to whip up some popcorn, wipe the cat's ass, and stack grandma and grandpa outside by the firewood.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. "Polish the cob, slob on my knob, tickle my frog," said Bob on his blog.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Well I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride, and I'm wanted for a string of equine sculpture thefts.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. Say what you want about male porn stars, but those guys work hard.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  17. "Call me Scott Aukerman because that is my name," said the reptilian wearing the Scott Aukerman flesh suit

    By whisps,
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  18. Hey, it's not YOUR Sharona....it's MY Sharona.

    By ChadHartley,   
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  19. I still get a little scared every time I watch Michael Jackson's Thriller and masturbate on an airplane.

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. If this is your first night at shit club... You have to shit.

    By travisdunsmuir,
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  21. a friend in need is a friend indeed but a friend with deed now owns your house

    By Mr. Fickle Pickle,
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  22. You can't fix stupid, and I'm broke.

    By timb,   
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  23. I'm really tired of hosting this podcast. Has anyone got any cocaine?

    By no0BeRtrOn_!,
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  24. "Bang Bang into your Mouse".... I am a mousetrap!

    By AlvaroMendez,
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  25. Maybe it's Maybelline. Is it? Yass Queen!

    By KyylleBeaudette,   
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