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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Gallop apace you fiery-footed steeds! THIS candidate needs to catch up in the Gallup Poll!

    By wafflefries,
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  2. Is this an ice-cream scoop which I see before me, the handle toward my hand?

    By henrysoup,
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    • 431 views

  3. I would like to draw the attention of the ladies and gentlemen in the jury to the defendants tiny little paws

    By henrysoup,
    • 1 reply
    • 616 views

  4. You need more sleep you need the pepperoni meat!!!

    By guicemann,
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    • 644 views

  5. Hello from the other side welcome to good burger home of the good burger can I take your order?

    By guicemann,
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    • 681 views

  6. Hello from the other side its me Casper The Friendly Ghost!

    By guicemann,
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    • 655 views

  7. Float like a bee and sting like a bee also.

    By gelatopls,
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    • 527 views

  8. Find your favorite chunk of Afro-Cadaver with BlackPeopleMeat.com

    By liver_shot,
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    • 590 views

  9. Batmannitol; Side Effects may include WHACK!, ZLONK!, and occassionally BAM!

    By liver_shot,
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    • 511 views

  10. A little cornmeal is a dangerous thing if you mix it with kerosene and eat it like oatmeal.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 452 views

  11. Down on the corner, out in the street, killed by a garbage truck trying to send a tweet.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 460 views

  12. Why did the unicorn cross the road? To save your eternal soul, you scumbag.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 540 views

  13. Time keeps on slipping into the future as the steve miller band once said. Hey time Ya really gotta watch out for all those banana peels inside future

    By guicemann,
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    • 692 views

  14. Now that the machines have taken over, they are forcing me to read this message: 10011010111010101110101010100001001

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 435 views

  15. What is this fevered dream from which I wake, a dream in which there is no cake!

    By Frenchfries,
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  16. Well excuuuuse me, I didn't know it was pickle season.

    By AstronomicalCat,
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    • 647 views

  17. Forklift! More like a spoondrop!

    By AstronomicalCat,
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    • 608 views

  18. Gimme a break, sugarcake. Keep 'em seen Green Bean McLean.

    By henrysoup,
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    • 590 views

  19. Drinking from a leaky pipe yields no porridge, ya damned bandicoot!

    By liver_shot,
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    • 518 views

  20. So what if our son has a smokin' hot spanish teacher? I'll never take my little froggy eyes off'a you baybeee!

    By henrysoup,
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    • 556 views

  21. I stood my ground, took one long, last look at my oppressor, and through broken, bloody teeth I spat out the theme song to Mama's Family

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 464 views

  22. I was three sheets to the wind, but only two shits away from Uncle Cornelius's world record.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 439 views

  23. When cornered, her cornea scornfully twitches, as if to say "Put down the acorns, and back away slowly."

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 492 views

  24. Do you relish corn relish like I relish corn relish? If so, pull up a stump, neighbor!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 426 views

  25. Roses are reds, violets are blues, everyone knows Hollywood is run by The Juice, aka O.J. Simpson.

    By Shampoodler,
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