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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I smashed her mouth, she chumba'd my wumba, it was the late 90's and we were in love.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 1 reply
    • 493 views

  2. I tried to register as a sex offender but the username "boyfucker69" was already taken.

    By Mister Malaka,
    • 0 replies
    • 381 views

  3. That Lord Sauron is a real flaming eye, if you know what I mean.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 392 views

  4. Right now, 797,151 Americans are masterbating, according to pleated-jeans.com.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 0 replies
    • 411 views

  5. Sweet creams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss Steve Agee?

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 0 replies
    • 445 views

  6. I asked my doctor about prescription pornography, and you should too.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 0 replies
    • 458 views

  7. All things are all things to everybody who is everybody.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 0 replies
    • 417 views

  8. Of all the times I went to the playground, that time Darcy Butters licked my nose was the best.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 0 replies
    • 396 views

  9. I'm sorry Mr. Arbuckle, but your cat has been eating large quantities of lasagna for 38 years. Frankly I'm amazed his heart lasted this long.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 407 views

  10. Hate to say I told you so, but I love to watch you leave.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 382 views

  11. I have a helicopter mom, a plain ol' dad and a jet set sister. Let's just say I have a pretty fly family!

    By Mister Malaka,
    • 0 replies
    • 399 views

  12. You're either Bill Withers or Bill Against Us

    By AlexDale,   
    • 0 replies
    • 437 views

  13. I always remember to stay humble. That's why I'm the best.

    By AlexDale,   
    • 0 replies
    • 451 views

  14. I spend 80 percent of my energy and 20 percent of my time thinking about the 80-20 rule

    By AlexDale,   
    • 0 replies
    • 411 views

  15. I'm gonna show these barflies, who spend their time hovering around garbage and piles of shit, just how high a real man can fly

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
    • 0 replies
    • 450 views

  16. Scott Aukerman is dead, I'm his evil twin

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
    • 0 replies
    • 547 views

  17. There's diamond in that mountain, there's gold in this here sand. We'll need dynamite and horses, we'll need each boy to be a man

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
    • 0 replies
    • 418 views

  18. Adele says, "Hello" N'SYNC said,"Bye,Bye,Bye" I'm saying these restrooms are for customers only.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
    • 0 replies
    • 528 views

  19. I've heard of a Doc Ock that hates Spider-Man, but a Scott Auk that hates spiders? Man!

    By DavidWuest,
    • 0 replies
    • 300 views

  20. 24% of all people alive today enjoy breathing, so do the other 76%

    By Mr. Snake Farm,
    • 0 replies
    • 290 views

  21. Looking for a website to host all your Rush concert photos? Try Geddy Images.

    By Joe Lerini,
    • 0 replies
    • 613 views

  22. Soundtrack for the snoggins by Mr. Kenny Loggins.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 359 views

  23. Let's all agree to diss a bee

    By Frenchfries,
    • 3 replies
    • 707 views

  24. If you want to switch gears, enter from the rear. If you want to hold form, sailors be warned

    By Frenchfries,
    • 0 replies
    • 341 views

  25. My name is Chilly Willy, I'm frozen through and through. Frostbite has ravaged 65% of my skin. Please call the paramedics post-haste

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 422 views
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