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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Visual Gag. Apologies if you're consuming this 'tent in audio-only format .

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. Spare me your platitudes. Sell me your gratitudes. What's the Rock cookin' dudes?

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. That's some foam finger, do you have to let it linger? Do you have to? Do you have to? Do you have to?

    By Night_time_Right_time,
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  4. Sharp eared listeners, get that checked out

    By FrontButt,
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  5. Tropical vacations make me hot and bothered, not sexually, more contextually.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  6. Is the phrase "Tits up" problematic now?

    By Dr_Scientist_DDS,
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  7. Ride or Dye. Six Flags Easter Sunday

    By Boof,
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  8. What’s up, Uranus?

    By Boof,
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  9. This Number 2 pencil writes like shit

    By Boof,
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  10. Old Donald had a farm. E I E I.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. To your left, you’ll see the barn where Jimmy first cracked corn. What’s that? Yeah, me neither. Moving along...

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. It was a dark and corny night...

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. In my home’s a little dog / who follows some simple commands / but I see who’s really in charge / since I pick up his shit with my hands.

    By slowestjogger,
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  14. I get that doe, cuz I don’t give a buck, deer.

    By Hugh Jass,
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  15. Over the river and through the woods to Fountainview Retirement Center we go

    By Boof,
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  16. Sure and if Hitler was alive today you'd probably call him a Nazi too you crptyo-fascist.

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. Pac-Man, Pace-Man, Pacey-Man, Spacey-Man. And we'll leave it there so.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. You're out of order. The whole damn alphabet is out of order. Sir, this is a word search.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. If you can't make the scene then at least be obscene, that's what John Waters' ghost taught me.

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. My nerves were fraught when I taught thought experiments but now things are looser and I just sell juicers.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. Five dollars gets you ten, ten dollars gets you five, don't try to do the math or you'll come out in hives.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. Bambi's mother was an inside job.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. Who's afraid of Virginia's Wolves? Everybody. They're wolves.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. Silly little birds, all in their nest, wondering what’s going to happen next

    By Revolover,
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  25. Don't touch that dial, but also you're not listening to the radio.

    By RichieMillennium,
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