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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Me and Gary Oldman gummin’ salmon down at Cornbaum’s Cart

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Me and Colonel Shortsack browsin’ choad sleeves down on Inchman Street

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. In Space No One Can Hear You Eat A Bag of Doritos

    By lil'krissy,
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  4. Bumping my bunion while chopping an onion releases no tears, I fear. I just want to cry.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  5. I scream. You scream. We all scream because we forgot our passports and we're already at the check-in desk. There's no way we're making this flight. Thanks Dave, it was your job to put them in the carry-on. You've ruined our vacation. I want a divorce.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. "Fasten your seatbelts my slithery pals," He said.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. If I said you had a beautiful body would you be able to hear me? Can anyone hear me? HELLLO??? Ah nuts. I think I'm dead.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Dallas Buyer's Club? More like Phallus Fryer's Club. I light my penis on fire

    By Blolf Witzer,
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  9. It's the wild wild west out here. And by that I mean, I broke into Will Smith's house and he is NOT happy about it

    By TributariesCuomo,
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  10. Scotty, the Hottie With the Cock-Snotty Body: “he fills the cum-gutters as his filled-up bum shudders.” No hetero.

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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  11. Meeeeh.

    By KonkyDongJr,
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  12. I took a trip to Fairy Falls, and there I washed my hairy balls.

    By masonreloaded,
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  13. PB&J ???!! More like P&BJ!

    By RealColinAnderson,
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  14. Blazing trails and burning trees, get up on this piece please. 

    By Gigglepuss,
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  15. Girl, did you fall from heaven because your legs and arms look badly broken but over here in the UK we have the NHS who will be happy to fix you right up?

    By DwindleReeves,
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  16. This Pavlova is positively Pavlovean

    By AllyMcReal,
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  17. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could hold even a fraction of the greed and hubris of man? 

    By Shart-Cream_SPF_50,
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  18. Tiddle dee dee the fifer shrieks before he freaks betwixt the sheets. 

    By Gigglepuss,
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  19. Back in my day, circa 2002. Our bizkits were limp, and our Pepsi was blue!

    By Number36Cow,   
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  20. In space no one can hear you scream. But in spatz everyone can hear you scram.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. Jelly on a plate. Helly of a date.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. Shove it. Love it. But never Danny Glove it.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. There once was a man from Nantucket. He was allergic to rhymes.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. Except for the occasional necromancer shenanigans, inside-her trading is virtually 100% in-utero babies determined to put together a retirement nest egg weeks before they are born. 

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. Having trouble eating that tiny plastic corn coated in cheap yellow craft paint? Welcome to Marwen, bro.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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