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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Whether Doc Ock or Da Cock, your wife is certainly satisfied.

    By Dino Is My Dad,
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  2. You're a wizard, Harry! No- wait, not a wizard. You're more of a Bigfoot. Anywho, Hi, I'm John Lithgow.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 285 views

  3. I saw the extended edition of Magic Mike. It was called Magical Michael.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  4. My mini-plane crashed, tragically killing the Normal-sized Bopper.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 307 views

  5. What cow? That cow. When cow? Now cow. Why cow? Because cow.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. And right there, in a cornfield in ancient Nebraska, Jesus himself used a muleosaur to plow the Garden of Reagan and grow the first tobaccy plants. Did you like the story? Good, now go to sleep, you tiny idiots.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 230 views

  7. Catchphart®

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater.

    By The Bodacious Tata,
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  9. Outside what may be a man in a bear suit, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside what may be a man in a bear suit, it’s both too dark to read and impossible to determine whether it’s a bear or a man in a bear suit.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 211 views

  10. That man did nothing wrong. He tried to do nothing and he did it wrong.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 275 views

  11. Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name and they’re always glad you came #friendly orgy

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. I get butts in seats and re’s on tweets.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. Remember that time Kevin Spacey committed a sexual assault on a minor and then put out a video in character implying that we liked him too much to care? That was fuckin’ crazy.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 300 views

  14. They call me the buttler because I steal people’s butts.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 312 views

  15. Orange is red, violet is blue, colors are confusing, when you’re a dog.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 327 views

  16. Don't let the son go down on me, I'd prefer if the father did it.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 302 views

  17. She's electric, but she's also a racist so I'd like to take this opportunity to distance myself from her.

    By Gnarlywhal the gnarly narwhal,
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    • 151 views

  18. Never ask Dr. Pimple Popper...

    By The Bodacious Tata,
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  19. The stains on my knees mean I aim to please.

    By masonreloaded,
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  20. I’m coming in nude, so lube up your tube.

    By masonreloaded,
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  21. I’m a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. Sir, please put your spout away, this is a public park.

    By masonreloaded,
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    • 255 views

  22. It's always greener on the other side of the road because that's where I bury the bodies.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 272 views

  23. If it ain’t your ‘taint it’s your ‘tis

    By Ben Kittrell,
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  24. The bottom button boys get breezy nipple joys.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 272 views

  25. If you're feeling too good about things just remember, you share a planet with Bubba the Love Sponge.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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