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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm BACK! Stacked, jacked and ready 'ta crack some sack!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  2. Plop one on down honey do!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  3. Just one...last... quick vigorous butt hole scratching.......mmm.....OK just OOOONE MOOOORE.....

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  4. Yo Bub! You're on the right track if yer lookin' 'ta get a size 22 in the taint!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  5. Yo mama so fat she only reads "Lard of the Onion-Rings by P.B. & J.- R.R. Tolkien."

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  6. Gimme that goose! Gimme that gander! Just please be more gentle this time!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  7. Well butter my butt and eat my buttery asshole!

    By SickBird,
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  8. A patty melt makes a daddy melt!

    By mspainttrash,
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  9. My Left Nut

    By Daniel Dave Lewis,
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  10. Well that’s the LAST time I’ll ever hire a Mohel with Parkinson’s!

    By O’DoyleRules!,
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  11. WELL, SMASH MY ASS!

    By please_let_harold_be_human,   
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  12. Booty is in the eye of the butthole

    By Hugh Jass,   
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  13. Roses are red, violets expensive. Don’t mean to be rude but your face is offensive.

    By DizzyKizzy,
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  14. Grab-ass, anyone?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. What goes up must come down, so turn that frown upside down - or so my proctologist says anyway

    By jmac,   
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  16. When you’re driving in the city and you feel something shitty

    By Hugh Jass,   
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  17. I grab the lotion from the shelf, and shamefully “Me Too” myself.

    By O’DoyleRules!,   
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  18. Fish are fun. Fish are great. If only I could fuck a fish on a plate.

    By FancyOctopus,
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  19. Neener Neener Neener, I have the leaner wiener!

    By O’DoyleRules!,
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  20. Oh my, I do say, this is masterfully written. I don't lie, the bootay will be naturallyï»ż smittenï»ż.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  21. No child should go to school hungry. Nor should they see my man-boobs in a public washroom.

    By Conor McPenis,
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  22. Old people can be sexy, but I wouldn't wanna find a dead one.

    By Conor McPenis,
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  23. I’m falling to pieces ‘cause I’m farting out feces.

    By O’DoyleRules!,
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  24. Let’s get this party started, ‘cause I think I sharty-sharted.

    By O’DoyleRules!,   
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  25. WELL CUNT ME OFF!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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