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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Revenge is a dish best served so hot it burns the roof of their mouth a little. Maybe they'll think twice next time before murdering my pa

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  2. What do we want? No more procrastination! When do we want it? Soon!

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  3. You say you like it better, but I'm actually much better at liking it than you are. Cuz I like it more

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  4. This is the show that puts the laff in the shaffa-laffa-derp-doy

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  5. Smooth Criminal was written by a criminal who REALLY liked smooth surfaces

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  6. I'm like that blind guy who climbed Everest, my head's in the clouds and I lack vision

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  7. Peter North's house didn't come with a popcorn ceiling. He did that himself

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  8. Yippie-ki-yay, Morgan Freeman

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  9. Is making your butt clap considered a Crouching Ovation?

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  10. If the shoe fits… Shove it up your ass.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  11. Hey baby, do you have a beef carpet? And if so, does it match your curtains? Because you got those.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. I always take requests. I just never play them.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  13. It's time to take a stand. Then we'll see how much lemonade he sells. Little shit

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  14. Some people just want to rub another man's rhubarb

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  15. I've been reading a book of matches. I didn't expect to get much out of it, but it's a real page-burner

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  16. Nobody personifies the dichotomy between light and dark like Alabaster Crowley

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  17. With CGI de-aging, we can finally see how it all began in First Vegas

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  18. Don't you wish they titled the Godfather films like the Alien franchise? The main problem with that third one is that it isn't called The Godfather cubed

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  19. .fool silly a I'm .Bang Bang Comedy to Welcome

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  20. In the newest Nightmare on Elm Street reboot, Freddy Krueger gets canceled for calling his murder victims "bitches."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. Where have ya gone, Joe Buttafuoco

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  22. I'm so woke I donated my alarm clock's snooze button to, like, the rainforest or whatever.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. Fashionably late, unfortunately present

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  24. This is an A and B conversation so gtfo

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  25. I’m Terri Gross and you’re listening to NPR

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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