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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. As I was choosing which pencil to use, I was reminded of a line from Hamlet: "Fetch me thy largest pencil, Osric, that I may insert it into my rectum"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. Spermione.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. A gyro ain't nothin' but a sandwich

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  4. Did you all see that new terrorist watch list? Rolex, calculator, swatch, mickey mouse hands & then a big ol sundial

    By greazey_bob,
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  5. Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful, hate me cuz I sloppily deposited all my fecal matter upon thy motorcar's hood

    By greazey_bob,   
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  6. see man do man, see wo-man d'wo-man

    By Smozi,
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  7. The student body's got a bad reputation, what they need is an adult perspective on the opportunities provided by education. Put your dick away, Darryl

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  8. But if I don't get high and watch this Big Bird documentary on Netflix, then who will?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. Houston, we have a problem and we will always have a problem. That's the Apollo Creed

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  10. As the old proverb goes, Doritos flavors the bold

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  11. Two roads diverged in a wood, or so I thought mere seconds before crashing into several trees.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  12. He's a monster in the sack. Don't open it, he's dangerous and it wasn't easy getting him in there.

    By RandyMiller,
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  13. Um hello? Doctor? This is my butt speaking, "Ouch, it hurts when I sit!"

    By hills and meadows flora fauna,
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  14. You can take the child out of the hood, but you can't take the hood ornament from around the child's neck, that's daddy's

    By greazey_bob,
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  15. I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand. Not a worry in the world except that the tide's too strong and my ass is stuck in the sand.

    By BlartPaulMallFart,
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  16. But mom, I don't wanna be Pope anymore! Pope Anymore? "Do you poop anymore? I'm your doctor, please tell me if you poop anymore"

    By hills and meadows flora fauna,
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  17. O friend, I have gazed deeply into empty rivers. How about you?

    By hills and meadows flora fauna,
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  18. Eat a cake, never late. Eat a banana, live in Manama. I said eat a cake. Never late. Eat. A. Banana. Live. In. Manama.

    By hills and meadows flora fauna,
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  19. quite frankly, my dear, i don't give a dog

    By Smozi,
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  20. Granny Smith is golden delicious, if you know what I mean.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  21. Before you judge Garfield maybe you should get neutered on a Monday.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. snitches get glitches when they go to email

    By greazey_bob,   
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  23. Yesterday's meeting with that rotten carrot left a bad taste in my mouth.

    By GracieCanaan,   
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  24. I'm more of a pussy guy

    By Supleh,
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  25. Sorry buster, but those two cans of Dr Pepper in your cargo short pockets still can't mend a broken heart.

    By RandyMiller,
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