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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Look party people, that sort of disregard for hand waving will not be tolerated here!

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  2. Times are tough. That's why they have that chain on their wallet

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  3. Okay, Paul Simon. If Jack slips out the back and Gus hops on the bus, then where does George go? I'm George.

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  4. "A kiss is just a kiss." How about you stop pointing out obvious things and sing the song, Sinatra!!! And none of that "dooby dooby do" shit!

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  5. I took the road less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. That and Google maps cuz, I am NOT getting lost in a yellow wood-ef that!

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  6. If I was aware that it would be this sort of social gathering, I would have placed my penis in the pureed tubers.

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  7. "Yourself" is nowhere on this checklist and four people have already wrecked themselves!!

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  8. Bark. Meow. Tweet. Ribbit. That's just a preview of the hidden track from The Beach Boys on their Pet Sounds 50th Anniversary album.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  9. I highly recommend you drop ketchup on your leg in the event you want to be like "fuck there's ketchup on my leg".

    By Lauren something,
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  10. Goodbye, cruel world! And hello to the infinite pleasures of hell!

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  11. Khaleesi in rehab. Khaleesi always chasing the dragon. It is known.

    By Pure Guava,
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  12. If at first you don't succeed, proceed to suck pro seeds for nominal proceeds.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  13. Like a viking funeral for Jeff and Beau, it's time to burn some bridges.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  14. I showed up early to the hospital, wide awake and excited to finally have my eyes dimmed and bushy tail removed.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  15. We were all having a blast sprayin down our bedspreads with hoses, then Jim, the wet blanket, showed up with a bone-dry comforter and ruined the party

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  16. I have a lot to say about politics, but bear in mind... I'm sorry, I got distracted, I was thinking about a bear.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you wake up. Please wake up, you're having the Bean Dream again.

    By yahoozy,
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  18. faster than the speed of the sound, introducing SOUND V2, with added functionality and a vortex drive for maximum distance

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  19. belligerence killed the Horatio star

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  20. Had I a wife?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. There's a taste in my mouth I just can't shake. Could it be this mouthwash I'm currently drinking? Or is it, perhaps, the taste of defeat?

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  22. Alfalfa is a little rascal. Gary LeVox is a Rascal Flatt. Darla is a flat little rascal.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  23. The wisdom of the wise, and the experience of ages, may be preserved by quotations. Maybe. Someone should have written that down

    By LesterPipps,
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  24. Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. Today's guest knows all about the middle part

    By LesterPipps,
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  25. The wise man has long ears and a short tongue, so women never seem satisfied with him. Poor wise man, poor poor wise man.

    By LesterPipps,
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