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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm a loather not a fighter.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. The ladies call me Santa Claus cause I only come once a year and I'm completely fictional.

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. Old Man Jenkins gives me the creeps. But his daughter gives me the crepes. She's a waitress at that haunted French bistro - Chez Spookee.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 309 views

  4. I've heard of hearing of things but I've never heard of the herding of things. Which is why I lost my job as a shepherd.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. My friend is going through a bad time. He's totally divorced from reality. Why he married someone with such a weird name I'll never know.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. I'm a Cattle Hustler. Pornography and bovines that's all I'm into.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. Uh oh, there goes the alimony.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  8. Hey, if I wanted to see those delicious flapjacks you call earlobes I would have asked to...now make like an exit sign and french off!

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  9. I think my new girlfriend might be a mogwai from the 1984 motion picture, Gremlins, because I can't get her wet or put anything in her mouth after mid

    By BrianKeithMcDonald,
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  10. to err is human, to forgive is divine, to forget is what Aunty Penny seems to be doing more and more these days

    By TRb,
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  11. to leave one's mark and mark one's place replace the stark and make a space to aid the yearn and turn the gaze one first must learn to catch a phrase

    By bract,
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  12. I pledge allegiance, I pledge nightstands, I pledge dressers, I pledge picture frames. When I start dusting, I pledge everything!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  13. Sally sells seashells because Sally has average merchandise. Come to Pete's A-shells, we guarantee the highest quality shells in the Tri-State area

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. And as Two Face flipped the coin that would determine the young officer's fate he remembered that he has forgotten to throw his clothes in the dryer.

    By Frenchfries,
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  15. Umm yeah, I know it's a diaper changing station. But do you see anywhere ELSE in this public restroom where I can quietly eat my lunch?

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. Thank you for electing me to be your mayor. I've dreamed of this day since the first time I jerked it to C-Span.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. Float like a tachyon, fart a black hole.

    By BLOOOR,
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  18. What's the quickest way to Tammany Hall? Violent intrigue.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. 'his diss track was the only time he wrote anything good', divulged his mother: 'if only he'd listen to his psychiatrist and take up suicide again.'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. During its entire history, the World Horse Association never managed to pass even a single motion

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  21. Is that a banana in your pocket, or a depiction of covered male genitals in a discernibly turgid state?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. the queen of outdated references better update her references or her references will remain outdated

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  23. Swan song, dipthong, Ramalamadingdong. You're listening to 88.8 FM, the Eight

    By MasonNorris,
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  24. ¿Por qué es el que no es lo que estás ahora?

    By MasonNorris,
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  25. Hey batter batter, I'm a crazy baker who talks to my ingredients.

    By MasonNorris,
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