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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Live fast, die young, shop at Rite-Aid for all your pharmacy needs.

    By MasonNorris,
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  2. Timmy Thompson tunes ten tin tubas, but Timmy is tone-deaf and tin is too soft a metal to resonate properly, so I don't know about all this.

    By MasonNorris,
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  3. Live At The Fillmore East is the 1998 release of a 1968 concert by Jefferson Airplane at New York's Fillmore East for the 30th anniversary of its open

    By MasonNorris,
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  4. Let's party like it's 1999! Because it is 1999.

    By MasonNorris,
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  5. Anyone can turn a horse into glue, it's turning the glue back into a horse that is the hard part.

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. Next on an all-new Celebrity Swamp Games: Playing Boggle in a bog with Wade Boggs.

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. Fuck the police. Maybe the sexual release and resulting endorphin rush will calm their itchy trigger fingers

    By Pure Guava,
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  8. Winner, winner, chicken dinner, loser, loser, goofy goober

    By HunterGiesler,
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  9. I'm taking a washrag to the mirror. I'm searching for a blade (to shave). And my moustache could've been trimmed by clippers.

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  10. if you let cream go bad it will become sour cream, if you let sour cream go bad it will sourer cream. This show is weird

    By TRb,
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  11. Now, correct me if I'm wrong.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  12. Today's not cheese day. We only eat cheese on cheese day, and you know that.

    By BlartPaulMallFart,
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  13. Are you there God? It's me Margaret's dad. I'd appreciate it if you left my daughter alone.

    By BlartPaulMallFart,
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  14. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if she spent all her time selling seashells by the seashore.

    By Frenchfries,
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  15. Plan for the worst, hope for Pete Best.

    By greazey_bob,   
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  16. Reverse psychology works. I just quit my day job.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  17. It's not my fault I'm an asshole

    By BretonTillinghast,
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  18. Juan Gaybrush should stick to what he's good at, closing down all of the buffets in a 10 mile radius of his home...5 stars

    By Frenchfries,
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  19. I am a joyless golfing professional with frozen testicles and a shitty beard. Who am I? Batman.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  20. 'how do, ken', said my old yoga flame. so i dragon punched the ho.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. this crazy chick's biting the tongue that feeds her!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. Duck, duck, goose, stick it in my caboose. Goose, goose, duck, these birds know how to fly south for the winter

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. On the next Beautiful/Heynongymous, Jason talks 'tang with a caller who passionately opposes all forms of pet neutering.

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. There's a crispness in the air, the leaves are bursting with colors...grab your dogs & horses, it's time for the annual Beastiality-Con to begin!

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. Bombin' down the dualler: the buzz was inhuman.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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