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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Pardon my French, but "votre vagin est beaucoup trop poilue pour l'anglais."

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  2. shout out to every spider I've ever stepped on I hope you can forgive me

    By hollyf,
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  3. my wife just told me its been a while since I used my tear basin but I DONT CARE I LOVE IT

    By hollyf,
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  4. Hey Jude, your makeup's bad. You've got eyeliner on your sweater. Your hairline's shaped like the top of a heart. And it's grungy like Eddie Vedder

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  5. There's no "i" in team but if you add "u" to firehose you have a shitty 80's band that can't put out a single fire.

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. I'll give you one guess what a lumberjack-off does to a tree once he cuts it down.

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. They say that the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach. But I just stab them in the chest.

    By HernánLindenbaum,
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  8. They put me in charge of crucifixions and I nailed it.

    By HernánLindenbaum,
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  9. Good morning! And in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and good grief -- these taxes are too darn high!

    By TRb,
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  10. If you can think of a better catchphrase, go fuck yourself.

    By SydMulholland,
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  11. Sun's out, guns out! Happy now, NRA?!

    By SydMulholland,
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  12. In other news, Malcolm McJizzum was given the key to the city, after being elected by The Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  13. In the distant future when apes rule the world, I hope the baboons with funny butts are the comedians.

    By Frenchfries,
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  14. I'm sorry about last night's incident, but in fairness you should have told me about your no-snakes policy BEFORE you hired me as a babysitter

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. Dream big or go home. Or go big on your dream home. Or at least shut the barn door on your way outside

    By greazey_bob,
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  16. I would be more impressed if you had hoes in the same area code, Ludacris. Now that's a juggling act I would like to see.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  17. The tender touch of my talcumed tush makes many a maiden melt into mush.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. Making fun of Asians can be a bit disorienting.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  19. You're right, being a mushroom farmer is a lot of fun... but my name isn't Gus

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. There's no "we" in "team" either, coach

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  21. I once had a girl, or should I say, she is transitioning

    By Frenchfries,
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  22. My friend was a bloody mess, but luckily none got on my dress. It was still the best prom all along.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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    • 412 views

  23. A sheep had a good chance of passing its finals, but it rammed instead of crammed.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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    • 447 views

  24. A crow had a row with the way I mow, but I don't feed into that seed.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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    • 371 views

  25. An octopus, but the squid was a lady.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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