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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I like my Batmens angsty like Bruce Wangsty. But my Supermens gotta be flustered like cold mustard. Dig

    By greazey_bob,   
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  2. YOU'RE RETIRED shouts Donald Trump, in a masculine attempt to scrounge the elderly vote from their cold lifeless hands

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  3. feel any ole millenial up and it's sexual assault, and you can be locked up.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. You have reached the offices of McCallan, McCallan & Maine. Can I start you guys off with some drinks?

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  5. No! I said a Jelly and Peanut Butter sandwich. Take it back and start again.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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  6. The following episode will be excluded from the 2016 best of competition because it was recorded in the year 2054.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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  7. never talk to me or my army of genetically enhanced sons ever again

    By bigpharma,
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  8. I love it when you call me big pharma

    By bigpharma,
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  9. "The day I start using the phrase "the day I start using the phrase" will surely be the day I start using heroine recreationally.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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  10. Gregarious Greg granted gifted Gillian glorious garbadine galoshes.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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  11. Rock your body. Pump the jams. All this work is blowing my high.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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  12. coffee will wake you up, but I'll put you back to sleep using a secret chokehold I was taught when I served my time in the german secret service

    By bigpharma,
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  13. Guacamole is extra?! Since when?!?!

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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  14. Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates, because the white ones are the best. Mama was a terrible racist.

    By DanVoigt,
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  15. They never have any Uber mediums left, it's always Uber small or Uber XXXL

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  16. I'm little Scotty Pee Pee Pants and I just peed my pants! Waaaaaaaaa-shington DC is the capital of this fine nation the United States of Ameri-can-do

    By ninjamincho,
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  17. "Why so Syrian?" Joker Trump said to the turned-away refugee.

    By Baltimoronic,
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  18. The Ringo ate your baby

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. Just like you I have all the standard issues. Depression, anxiety, Rolling Stone #335. Also that one Korn album

    By greazey_bob,
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  20. Jared Leto torpedos Tor-paedos in torn speedos.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. Imagine a door unlocked by a simple key, inside lies comedic mysteries that you yearn to grasp. Perhaps you've just entered the Bang Bang Zone.

    By Frenchfries,
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  22. Attention Comedy Bang Bang listeners, cake will be served for Donald's retirement party in the Earwolf studios breakroom at 5 pm.

    By Frenchfries,
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  23. I will now inspect each of your buisness cards, and here is mine. Now let's go around the room clockwise and everyone say your elevator speech.

    By Frenchfries,
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  24. Try not to blink, that's when all the gnomes steal your shoelaces.

    By Frenchfries,
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  25. I'd ask the jury not to see my client as the man who burnt down several orphanages, but as the man who just really wanted that Klondike Bar.

    By Shampoodler,
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