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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. One of these days, our cows will come home to roost. Then we're all f****ed.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  2. I know I'm a professional castrator and foot masseuse, but that is the last eunuch corn or bunion I'm rubbin' with no gloves on

    By bale_of_hail,
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    • 401 views

  3. Fortune favors the nong

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. My motivation is adrenaline. My back story is side boob & frontal lobotomies. My kryptonite is Kwanzaa. Let's dance!

    By greazey_bob,
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  5. Load bearing balls... semen mixer... sticky sucko stucco: sex builders. sex builders.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Captain Hook you 'da real amputee MVP!

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. Hey, that sign clearly states "no dogs." What are you, bl-- never mind

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. Gramma still dances down at the International House of Pancake Titties.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. As I awoke from my coma, I looked around at the many familiar faces and thought to myself, this is a strange place for a Cheers reunion

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  10. I'll tell you what's up! My wife left me for a wienerschnitzel, and my kid was a fucking appetizer at the Cumberdale's annual gala!

    By Frenchfries,
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  11. "Yourself" is nowhere on this checklist and four people have already wrecked themselves!!

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  12. I tried to whip him into shape but managed only to nae nae him into an amorphous blob

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  13. Spare some ribs, Mr. Tibbs?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.....that's what SHE said!!!!

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  15. 70% to 80% of household dust is human skin cells. Kansas was right!

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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    • 608 views

  16. Dear Mr. Richie, Is she still a Lady after the fourth time?

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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    • 547 views

  17. Larry Sanders Show, Seinfeld, Mr Show, Eerie Indiana, Grace Under Fire

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. Think blue velvet meets red dawn meets meet joe black crossed with a little purple rains and a side of collard greens

    By greazey_bob,
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  19. Know Mama from the Train

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 336 views

  20. Hi, I'm John Wilkes Sound Booth, and I'll be hosting this episode of go manta ray go go

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  21. Vernon oh vernon oh vernon oh vernon, come upon me and twitch to the end

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  22. Heynong me once, Heynong you. Heynong me twice, Heynongman.

    By SamuelMayorAngel,
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  23. I put your hand up on my scarf, when I barf you barf we barf.

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 418 views

  24. I'm working up a appetite, but this lunch place is understaffed, afternoon maitre d'-light.

    By bale_of_hail,
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    • 379 views

  25. I got my marching orders now I am just waiting for my apriling orders

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 412 views
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