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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Rated GP-30 for sepia-toned baseball imagery, an historical mustache and intense sci-fi litigation, all involving an up-close butthole.

    By bale_of_hail,
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  2. Writing about Cool Whip is like dancing about aardvark texture, they both get my bubbles to bobblin'

    By bale_of_hail,
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  3. One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten.

    By Jon Onyx,
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  4. Punch the keys, for god's sake!

    By MrMoxie,
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  5. Every day I drink wine for my health, beer for the taste, and whiskey to forget the Phantom Menace

    By DilboSkwisgaar,
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  6. And then, in 2016, brother fought sister in what was known as the Ghostbusters Civil War.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  7. If I had a nickel for every time I did this podcast, it wouldn’t matter, because nickels are obsolete in the year 2084

    By mkoyama,
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  8. The difference between you and me is that I'm saying this right now.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  9. Deep beneth the bowels of London lurks an unknown menace... His name is Phil and he's a hoot.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  10. In a battle of dinosaur robots vs alien pirates, we all win.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  11. Barney Rubbles Kid and Emeril Lagasse are opening a fireworks factory.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  12. See no Kenevil. Hear no Kenevil, Speak no Kenevil.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  13. For some reason you never really hear about the Cottony and Polyestery Mammoths.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  14. McGruff the Crime Dog must love catching cat-burglars...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  15. The prices for the food tickets at the medieval festival were very reasonable. Fair Fare for Fair Fare

    By JordanMaywood,
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  16. They say cranberry juice is good for a urinary tract infection but I tell you it hurts like hell getting it up there!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  17. When you consider I was raised in a barn BY wolves I think I came out pretty good...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  18. balls, McGregor - BALLS!!!!!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. This dildo wasn't in my rider.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  20. The cathedral had too many gargoyles to give me a proper erection

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  21. "I'm Egyptian cotton, 1,000 thread count, and cover your bed"--That's what sheets said

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  22. The Breakfast Club was originally titled The Good Morning Cereal Wake-up Detention Gang

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  23. Let's organize a Pro-test protest in favor of standardized testing

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  24. If music be the fruit of love, see what you think the latest Justin Booger song tastes like, Shakespeare

    By mkoyama,
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  25. Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates: both are obsolete in the year 2084

    By mkoyama,
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    • 394 views
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