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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ain't no sunshine when she's gone. Really messes up your circadian rhythm.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  2. Ain't no sunshine when she's gone. Stock up on Vitamin D supplements.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  3. Ain't no sunshine when she's gone. Malignant melanoma rates have plummeted.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  4. It's time somebody brought up the elephant man in the room: Your new boyfriend is reeeeally ugly

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. If dogs could talk, all they would say is “bark bark bark!” It’s just science.

    By mkoyama,
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  6. You can bring a horse to water, but you can’t make him star in the film Waterworld: that movie was already released.

    By mkoyama,
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  7. You say po-tay-to, I say po-tah-to, but neither of us say tomato because tomatoes are obsolete in the year 2084

    By mkoyama,
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  8. You're supposed to shoot antelopes and scoop cantaloupes, not the other way around!

    By Robert_Yune,
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  9. Cheer-wolves aren't as cool as beer-wolves, but avoid the fear-wolves, who haven't been the same since the Lear-jet wolves crashed into them.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  10. The great apes ate grapes tossed through velvet drapes. Say that five times fast or I'll kill you.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  11. Ain't no sunshine when she's gone, which is great because I'm a vampire.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  12. Dance like nobody's watching you masturbate because technically pets don't count.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. It was said of Sir Slaytang that he would roam the rows between the corn, searching for a beaver that would never materialize.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. And now, a reading from Second Heynongians, chapter 4, verse 16: "Verily I say unto thee, remove the kernel from thine own bunghole before lying your

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Slaytang? Nay! Corntang? Yay!!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Tivo "Most Evil," Steve-o, and watch Devo on Vevo

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. Go Big or go Home Alone, tried and true advice for Netflix AND Chunky Tinder.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. You'll Rue McClanahan the day you talked trash about "The Golden Girls".

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  19. Every silver lining has a dark cloud.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  20. Best way to see Peter Parkers' pecker? Through a web-cam

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. u an insignifican or an insignificunt?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. The California Raisins want to make America grape again

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. Ironically, the one person who never did find Waldo was himself

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. I'm the Voblex. Thank you for that catchphrase, Scott Aukerman.

    By MattSwanson,
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  25. I don't get all of these places where kids eat Free. How can Free be so many places at once, and why hasn't she been arrested, yet?

    By Helen Ghostface Keller,
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