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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I was once 10 apricot seeds away from death.

    By coyotes are forever,
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  2. Votes are like opinions, some matter more than others and I don't want to know yours

    By jasonjasonlanelane,
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  3. They say the third time's the charm, but my body just rejected yet another baboon heart.

    By TwoPitcherShaun,   
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  4. The seven dwarves need seven step stools, I'm just a carpenter that found a niche market.

    By jasonjasonlanelane,
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  5. Vegetarians beware! French onion soup still has beef broth

    By jasonjasonlanelane,
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  6. This one is too hot, this one is too cold, this one I dumped down my pants because i'm a naughty girl

    By jasonjasonlanelane,
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  7. im gonna meowth kiss you so hard

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. "Excuse me sir, but do you know how your fast is going?" said the priest who moonlights as a police officer

    By poopbutt69,
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  9. The crime was committed in the Nazi room by the Catholic priest with the coke spoon and that, my friends, is how you play Cluedo!

    By bale_of_hail,
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  10. Carry-on bag, my wayward son...that is all that is allowed on our airline before a fee applies

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. Don't you tell me what to do, it's my birthday and I'll make you cry if I want to

    By BecauseFarley,   
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  12. Im just like Icarus,except instead of flying too close the sun I've got a really bad sunburn &instead of wax &feather wings I stuck a bird in a candle

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. He was a phone-at-the-urinal kinda guy. A real "crotch juice on the touchscreen" type.

    By ajryan,   
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  14. Yes! Yes! A million times times four hundred is larger than any number in the known universe!

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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  15. I say tomato, you say please sir I'm pinned underneath this car stop saying tomato and call 911.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. An old naked man is just a man with clothes without clothes. He's probably cold.

    By Bigsmak,
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  17. A tale as old as time, a song as old as rhyme, the Duck Tales theme song.

    By Frenchfries,
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  18. Come on down to Used Mattress Warehouse, our stains are your gains.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. I can't describe the feeling, but let's here go and give it a shot, see if we could maybe reinvent the ice cream sandwich.

    By greazey_bob,
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  20. Check out the lens on that telescope. Hubble. Hubble.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  21. Just call me Drunk Jethro Tull because I love to solo on the champagne flute

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. Eating aint cheatin' unless you're on a diet!

    By Geekdad_3D,
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  23. No, I don't believe in labels, but I'll be needing my label maker back regardless

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. Gus. Gus! Hey, Gus! I said, hey, Gus! Gus! GUS!! Oh sorry, I thought you were Gus

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 429 views

  25. Never trust a man who parts his hair on both sides

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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