New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Ladies and gentlemen, this is your panda speaking.

   By Doctor Milker, February 18, 2016
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2. Happy hump-life to all our struggling Buddhist listeners, maybe next time!

   By Shampoodler, February 17, 2016
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3. Let's be honest: ALL baking is erotic baking. Which is why I'm banned from so many bakeries.

   By AprilFoolsRebel, February 17, 2016
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4. Roses are Red, Violets are Blue... Sprinkle Some Paprika on My Chicken Too!

   By LaurenPredki, February 17, 2016
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5. If I had a nickel for every time I thought I booked couch instead of coach I'd have enough to fly private

   By Roobstickles, February 17, 2016
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6. Time to nut up or nut down. It's the choice of the listener.

   By Frenchfries, February 17, 2016
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7. Jarvis, initiate turd ejection protocol.

   By Shampoodler, February 17, 2016
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8. Solomon Grundy, born on a Monday, is just the Bizarro Garfield. He hates lasagna!

   By VajayjayLeno, February 17, 2016
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9. Tonight on a special Rizzoli & Isles, women cops do stuff.

   By Shampoodler, February 17, 2016
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10. Hand me that waffle iron, please. My waffle shirt is very wrinkly.

    By Mister Malaka, February 17, 2016
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11. Wiggle it like grandma taught you

    By Dale Cooper Black, February 17, 2016
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12. Hold my hand and let's pretend that I didn't just pay you, that you're a legitimate lover, and moreover you're a friend.

    By KrangkaDelic, February 17, 2016
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13. They say a man is only as good as his tools. Lucky for you, my lavalamp is cold and my watch fell off.

    By ColeBush, February 17, 2016
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14. With all due respect Reverend, I'm a little less concerned about Pontius Pilate than I am about our unconscious pilot

    By Dale Cooper Black, February 17, 2016
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15. Spankings are the lowest of the low fives

    By Dale Cooper Black, February 17, 2016
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16. The dogs may dog you and the hounds hound you, but the cats will never cat you; thus is the promise of the cats

    By Dale Cooper Black, February 16, 2016
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17. It is with a heavy heart that I tell you Mr. Johnson, that your Uncle Dwayne has hit rock bottom.

    By liver_shot, February 16, 2016
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18. Vhen it comes to alcoholic Germans, you are ze liver-worst.

    By liver_shot, February 16, 2016
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19. Dumbledore, Pourfavor, please fetch a bucket of tramp stamps.

    By liver_shot, February 16, 2016
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20. I I captain. You misspelled skiing.

    By Mister Malaka, February 16, 2016
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21. Deliver de letter de sooner de better. De later de letter de madder I getter.

    By Dead_Armadillos, February 16, 2016
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22. Search far and wide, said Urkel, but there is no word that rhymes with 'purple'.

    By Dead_Armadillos, February 16, 2016
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23. I screamed "Iced Cream" when I awoke from my wet dream that I had unknowingly redeemed.

    By Dead_Armadillos, February 16, 2016
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24. Happy go lucky but lucky don't go happy.

    By CorbinVanderɀalm, February 16, 2016
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25. jimmy cracked cornphrases, now i dont care

    By KrangkaDelic, February 16, 2016
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