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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Roses are red, violets are blue, Obama's law against sock-puppets is a gross violation of my human rights

    By henrysoup,
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  2. I got your Powerballs right here, in my pants, specifically in my pocket, adjacent to but not making direct contact with my testes.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. We're in the middle of Jan right now. It's dark. It feels cold. I see some lint. It's Jan's belly button!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  4. I see pee

    By be easy on me,
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  5. I think the question we really need to be asking ourselves is "is football ready for us?".

    By allenpwilliams,
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  6. The god-king Xerxes looked upon his gyro and demanded more onions but the proud Greeks of the deli counter would not submit.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 402 views

  7. My wife has got so many feet...

    By PeterLisinski,
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  8. Jiro wet dreams of sushi, that sick fish freak

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. Chocolate and cheese, do as you please. Vanilla and butter, you're a fucking nutter

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 414 views

  10. Netflix's first foray into true crime cooking didn't do so hot. Baking a Curdler flopped on arrival.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 415 views

  11. Chapstick means something very different on Downton Abbey.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 377 views

  12. I'm a little rusty on what they call iron oxide that is formed on iron or steel by oxidation.

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 389 views

  13. I've got a new lease on life but the monthly payments are killing me!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  14. My glasses look so good I would say I am B-spectacled verging on A-spectacled even!

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 379 views

  15. I ain't afraid of no g-g-g-g-g-g-g-ghosts!

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 412 views

  16. I walked right there and demanded a raise! The elevator operator was happy to oblige.

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 355 views

  17. I'm Papa Porkchop Aukerman, no autographs, no autographs.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 359 views

  18. I negotiated a three-way with the Parker Brothers much to Milton Bradley's chagrin.

    By Frenchfries,
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  19. People often ask me why I'm running for mayor, and even more often why I live in a tent outside the petting zoo.

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. Keep on with the force, don't stop. Don't stop 'til you get enough. And then in parenthesis it just says "Pussy"

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 484 views

  21. Hot sauce! Her man wants Hot Saucerman!

    By buttholespelunker,
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  22. If lying about 9/11 is cool, consider me Miles Davis!

    By KyylleBeaudette,   
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    • 632 views

  23. Powerballs 2: The Search for Ten Dollars Down the Drain

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  24. I found my thrill on Jonah Hill, but unfortunately for him I'm an enthusiastic dermatologist.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 411 views

  25. In space no one can hear you cursing wildly because you forgot to send your rent check.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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