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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. One pack of Star Wars condoms, please, Chewbacca sized

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. Dancing Rabbit Razzle Cabbage. Curiously the last words of both James Brown and Theodor Geisel.

    By souprman,
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    • 566 views

  3. Scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. Sniff my butt and I'll sniff yours.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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    • 429 views

  4. Both Pol Pot and I have Asian wives. Coincidence? It better be, I don't want to be associated with that jerk.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  5. you haveType 2 Guyabetes. there is no cure.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Repeat this sentence seven times: 'I pee, I poop, I fuck and I rhyme.'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. Two out of three lady portals ain't bad

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Nary a gutteral sound twas produced from the face of mein lover

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  9. Throw your veils over your snails, kids—it's time for the Corn Coberman Show!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 669 views

  10. Throw your sails over your whales, kids—it's time for the Corn Coberman Show!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 475 views

  11. Throw your tarps over your carps, kids—it's time for the Corn Coberman Show!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 428 views

  12. Whiff. Whiff. Whiff. Whiff. Whiff. Sniff.

    By Dhalgren,
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  13. Snapchat me your Snatch Trap, Queen Elizabeth!

    By TimO'Halloran,
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    • 478 views

  14. There are 900 ways to prepare a proper cornloaf, and this ain't one of 'em.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 411 views

  15. Throw your crosshatches over your nuthatches, kids—it's time for the Corn Coberman Show!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 490 views

  16. Fly me to the moon—and if there's corn, leave me there.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 430 views

  17. Well, look what the corn dragged in!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Santas' secret is that he supplied arms to radical white supremacist groups in the 90's, and frequently received payment in sex.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did bathe in the creamed corn, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, y'all!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Freaks and freaks and freaks and freaks the filthy ugly little sneaks with pee pees that resemble beaks

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  21. Bring us some figgy pudding yes bring us some figgy pudding, bring us some figgy pudding said no one ever

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. After all the Grateful Dead shows, all Josephine really wanted was a nice roast beef sandwich and the last 30 years of her life back

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. "Penny for your thoughts" said no one, ever, on the planet of Pennieswereneverinventedhere

    By Pure Guava,
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  24. You can't spell "catchphrase" without THC, broooooooo

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 525 views

  25. "Rabid raccoon? Kick that rodent to the moon" Would be funny if I were a 90 year old grandma smoking PCP

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 501 views
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