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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Plow me like a field in springtime that I may bear thee a bountiful comedy crop.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about what's going on with Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood 2

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 152 views

  3. This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a jerkoff

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 169 views

  4. Let's make like a tree and allow small rodents to nest in our holes

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. I'm like a banana - if you peel my skin off and throw it on the floor, you could slip & hurt yourself

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. If we weren't supposed to eat babies, God wouldn't have made them delicious

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. Every good hydrogen atom starts with a single proton, and every good workout ends with a single protein shake

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  8. Would a nose, by any other name, smell?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 158 views

  9. A bird in the hand is worth two in the gooch

    By Big Smidge,
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  10. If you hate garlic, you're not invited into my house whether you're a vampire or not

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. Your first genie wish should be for him to kick himself in the nuts. That way, maybe he won't grant your second wish ironically.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 177 views

  12. Don't cry for me Argentina! Peru? I'm a need to see those waterworks.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  13. A lot of folks were angry with the removal of that Bogdanovich flick, but you gotta know when it's okay to pull your Peter.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  14. The stadium refuses to allow that beloved character actor's bobbing for baseballs activity. I guess there's a Bob Balaban ball bobbing ban.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  15. Yeah, I kneel during the National Anthem because I consider it a prayer, a prayer about bombs and rockets.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  16. Dearest Wife, Please prepare my burial bucket-hat, for I fear I have contracted a fatal case of the dreamer's disease.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 214 views

  17. Teach a man to fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to suck hog and he's set for life

    By the_muteKi,
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  18. OG Cuck!

    By adipose prone zone,
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  19. If DJ Khaled is a king for not eating pussy then consider me one happy peasant.

    By Vin Diesel’s Left Nipple,
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  20. Life has taught me two things about vegetables: you gotta eat em and they fuckin’ love Christianity!

    By Vin Diesel’s Left Nipple,
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  21. A Trojan horse caused my divorce!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. Clean me with your tongue: from the top o'me pate to the bottom o'me bung.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 194 views

  23. Peace out, Girl Scout!

    By Facelist,
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    • 168 views

  24. Stop Eating Bees? More like "Scott Eating Deez," amiright?

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 252 views

  25. Please rise

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 180 views
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