adamgryphon

A bird in the hand is worth two in the tush

By adamgryphon, November 16, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

You take the fat you take the flab, you can touch but please don’t grab - THE FATS OF LIFE ...

By adamgryphon, November 2, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Moonlight - after a long day - QuickWipes(tm)

By adamgryphon, August 25, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

It’s not funny ... my ass is on fire

By adamgryphon, July 2, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Beware the old lady ...

By adamgryphon, June 30, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a great STD.

By adamgryphon, April 15, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Comedy Bang Bang, where entrepreneurs go to HEY NONG MAN.

By adamgryphon, October 31, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Ants on a log, log in my pants, therefore by the transitive property ants in my pants

By adamgryphon, October 25, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

What’s shakin’, meat shaft?

By adamgryphon, July 11, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• what’s shakin’ meat shaft?

“Me rub you wrong time” said the masseuse who lost her scheduling book.

By adamgryphon, July 11, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• “me rub you wrong time” said the masseuse who lost her scheduling book.

nick nack paddy whack give the dog an STD

By adamgryphon, July 10, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• nick nack paddy whack give the dog an std

🌭🌭😾😾 HOT DOG HOT DOG MEOW MEOW 😾😾🌭🌭​​​​​​​

By adamgryphon, June 28, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• 🌭🌭😾😾 hot dog hot dog meow meow 😾😾🌭🌭​​​​​​​

🐸 froggy went a squirtin’ and he did jizz uh huh ... uh huh 🐸

By adamgryphon, June 28, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• 🐸 froggy went a squirtin’ and he did jizz uh huh ... uh huh 🐸

two dumps in the rump are better than a grump bump Two dumps in the rump are better than a grump bump

By adamgryphon, June 19, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

talkin’ tang and slingin’ ‘tent

By adamgryphon, June 16, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• talkin’ tang and slingin’ ‘tent

HOWDY MRS. SAUSAGE FINGERS

By adamgryphon, June 12, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• howdy
• mrs.
• (and 2 more)

  Tagged with:

  • howdy
  • mrs.
  • sausage
  • fingers

Once upon a time, the goose drank wine, the monkey chewed tobacco on the streetcar line. The monkey shat himself. The goose exploded.

By adamgryphon, December 15, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

HOT DOG COOL CAT WARM DIARRHEA

By adamgryphon, December 4, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• hot dog
• cool cat
• (and 1 more)

  Tagged with:

  • hot dog
  • cool cat
  • warm diarrhea

ut's whap, dot hog!

By adamgryphon, April 30, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• uts whap dot hog!

berry-straw long-cake, my she's looking bad ... ugly little doll smells just like a dead rat

By adamgryphon, April 29, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• berry-straw long-cake my she

i tried to quit smoking with an e-cigarette, then i saw myself in the mirror and committed suicide *posted via Ouija Board*

By adamgryphon, April 24, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• i tried to quit smoking with

peas porridge hot - peas porridge cold - peas porridge NUCLEAR EXPLOSION

By adamgryphon, April 24, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• peas porridge hot - peas porr

horse penis got biggies

By adamgryphon, April 24, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• horse penis got biggies

all of the sudden (dramatic pause) HALF HAZARD

By adamgryphon, February 27, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• all of the sudden (dramatic p