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DJ Drinkspecials

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  1. This is blasphemy! This is Sparta! No, you're both incorrect, this is actually a Chrysler
  2. You can't spell legendary without hands, feet, or a tongue
  3. We have nothing to fear but literally everything at the end of cabin in the woods
  4. Jeepers creepers where'd ya get those... submarine sandwiches? The nearest deli is 50 miles away and the roads have been snowed in for days... it's just bizarre...
  5. Pardon me have you any mustard in that car? If so please explain why your lifestyle permits this.
  6. Never eat fortune cookies before dinner, unless fortune cookies are what’s for dinner, Confucius say?
  7. Possession is nine-tenths of the law, the other tenth? You guessed it… Frank Stallone
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