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IrSasquatch

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  1. IrSasquatch
    A friend in need is a friend indeed, but a friendly Swede can have some problematic views
  2. IrSasquatch
    Out, out, brief candle, I like it dark when I crank my handle
  3. IrSasquatch
    Either I'm getting fatter or these Shrinky Dinks are getting smaller
  4. IrSasquatch
    There's a ruckus in my tuchus after sitting on some yuccas
  5. IrSasquatch
    Call me old fashioned but It's Killing Eve not Killing Steve
  6. IrSasquatch
    Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch, These are the things that I keep in my crotch!
  7. IrSasquatch
    Then I get night fever, night fever, do you know how to cure it? It itches.
  8. IrSasquatch
    Where's the beef-flavoured heart pills, I need them to live.
  9. IrSasquatch
    Life is like a box of chocolates. Brown.
  10. IrSasquatch
    Just like Mary Poppins, I'm practically perfect in every way except for all the murders.
  11. IrSasquatch
    To paraphrase Jim Carrey, Somebody stop me spreading disinformation about vaccines!
  12. IrSasquatch
    Try the fish, it's delish, but not the veal, it's dead cow-baby.
  13. IrSasquatch
    If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, then a turd on the land is worth two in the tush
  14. IrSasquatch
    It's like Whose Line Is It Anyway with less stile but more mochrie
  15. IrSasquatch
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  16. IrSasquatch
    Call me Ishmael. On second thought, call me Bradley.
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