Tinnitus_Young
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Everyone who wagers less than the maximum on a Daily Double will now be required to state, "Let's make this a cruel mockery of a Daily Double, Alex"
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Shouldn't Magneto's arch-nemesis be William "The Refrigerator" Perry?
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I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do is make erotic bookmarks
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Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, unless it's to warn me the janitor jizzed in the coffee pot again
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Knitting circles are the only place you can say the word "Darn" without offending the Lord
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I'm going off the rails on a crazy train, and not in a good way, like when a train is retired
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it admit it has a drinking problem
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The serial killer taunted detectives by leaving a series of "Yo Mama" jokes at the crime scene
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The cathedral had too many gargoyles to give me a proper erection
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"I'm Egyptian cotton, 1,000 thread count, and cover your bed"--That's what sheets said
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The Breakfast Club was originally titled The Good Morning Cereal Wake-up Detention Gang
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Let's organize a Pro-test protest in favor of standardized testing
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Rick picked Nick for the picnic, but Nick just nitpicked his dick pics
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Los Angeles, 2073. A terrifying earthquake has struck the state of California...
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If these walls could talk, they'd spend an hour trying to convince me to vote for Rand Paul
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As Margaret Cho's agent used to say, "There's no business like Cho business"
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There are three kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, trees, and those who have a rare condition...
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As Jim Morrison’s mom used to say to him, “Hey, once you’re finished opening up the doors of perception, how about you crack open the garbage can...
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I could stand here all day and give you a list of reasons why my client isn’t...
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My favorite Suddenly Susan spin-off was Gradually Greg.
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In lieu of flowers, please send a Scroll of Resurrection.
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For the last time, it's not delivery or DiGiorno. It's my cousin Alex dressed as a pizza.
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