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Everything posted by Tinnitus_Young

  1. ...Destructive superstorms fueled by the deadly climate ravage the countryside, while gangs of roving bandits prey on the citizenry. Computers have achieved sentience, and turned on their creators, unleashing hordes of deadly cybernetic constructs on the populace. Cupcakes are still delicious.
  2. There are three kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, trees, and those who have a rare condition that makes it hard to distinguish trees from people.
  3. As Jim Morrison’s mom used to say to him, “Hey, once you’re finished opening up the doors of perception, how about you crack open the garbage can and take out the trash?”
  4. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I could stand here all day and give you a list of reasons why my client isn’t guilty. Would you be okay with that? I really haven’t got anything else planned.