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ChrisChristieFifthBeatle

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  1. ChrisChristieFifthBeatle

    Episode 1610 - Guy Branum

    God this was funny. There's never a clunker ep of this p-cast.
  2. Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's a prosthesis used to change the size, form, and texture of a woman’s breast.
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    EPISODE 344 β€” Classic Switcheroo

    Hansen might be a better quarterback.
  4. ChrisChristieFifthBeatle

    Episode 1609 - Kate Flannery

    This show was a delight.
  5. ChrisChristieFifthBeatle

    How To Get U2's Attention

    We could start some genocide or something. And then when U2 came to play a benefit show to rally support against said genocide, we could say, "Hey, bro, what about the fuckin' t-shirts?" I can't think of a downside to this plan, you guys.
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    What guest do you want to see?

    Bono Thedge Adam Clay 2000 Pounds The son of Larry Mullen, Sr.
  7. ChrisChristieFifthBeatle

    Episode 59 β€” Free Subarus for Moms!

    How big is this dog? About 6 foot 2. Oh that's a guy in a dog suit!
  8. ChrisChristieFifthBeatle

    Episode 59 β€” Free Subarus for Moms!

    This is probably my favorite CBB/CDR ep ever. I listen to it about every 6 months and still laugh hysterically.
  9. ChrisChristieFifthBeatle

    Episode 14 β€” Staind Glass

    This is a top 5 episode in all of podcastdom. I've listened to it at least 10 times. I laughed just as hard at "snowcones?" as Todd did. I even know where I was when I heard it. God damn, I'm laughing just thinking about it.
  10. ChrisChristieFifthBeatle

    Matthew Perry #232

    Fun listen. I always found Matthew Perry extremely likable.
  11. ChrisChristieFifthBeatle

    EPISODE 342 β€” A Silicon Valley P-Cast

    It's almost Wittelsesque. Almost.
  12. ChrisChristieFifthBeatle

    "It's Been Awhile" ringtone

    I'm in public right now and it's so damn hard to keep from completely losing my shit over this. The combination of how bad that song is with how delightful Scott and Scott are is just too much.
  13. ChrisChristieFifthBeatle

    "It's Been Awhile" ringtone

    I've been doing it as well. That and "Ittttt's been"
  14. ChrisChristieFifthBeatle

    Episode 1605 - Graham Elwood

    You guys, I don't want to say too much on a public forum, but there's more to Tarpgate than anyone wants to admit The CIA, the Illuminati, the Mafia,the Church of Scientology, the Koch Brothers, the Skulls and Bones, Big Pharma, G. Gordon Liddy, and those guys in hats from The Adjustment Bureau are all connected to this thing. I really hope Jimmy and the crew will just move on from this, as nothing good can come from it. These guys have already gotten to 7/11 corporate, as evidenced by the obvious plant Graham encountered. Stop poking the hornet's nest,Jimmy!
  15. ChrisChristieFifthBeatle

    NEW BRILLIANT EP: YOU TALKIN U2 CHARTED

    We need Stard and Engineer Cody Cody. I'd like to hear Howard talk about when he first heard of the rock band U2.
  16. ChrisChristieFifthBeatle

    Harland Williams #225

    Harland Williams is delightfully weird and silly.
  17. ChrisChristieFifthBeatle

    Episode 1603 - Jen Kirkman

    U Talkin' T Swift 2 Me?
  18. ChrisChristieFifthBeatle

    Episode 1603 - Jen Kirkman

    Great ep. I adore Jen Kirkman.
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    Episode 9 β€” Slowing It Down

    I was mowing my yard the first time I heard that. I had to stop and laugh like an idiot.
  20. ChrisChristieFifthBeatle

    Episode 1407 - Paul F. Tompkins

    Pardo: "You are an asshole." PFT: "I'm great."
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    Episode 1602 - Andy Daly

    Also... 7/11: Never Forget.
  22. ChrisChristieFifthBeatle

    Episode 1602 - Andy Daly

    God this was so good. I was laying in my bed, alone, howling with laughter.
  23. ChrisChristieFifthBeatle

    EPISODE 336 β€” NOT Farts and Procreation 4

    Perfect.
  24. ChrisChristieFifthBeatle

    EPISODE 336 β€” NOT Farts and Procreation 4

    Listening to this was somewhat cathartic. Thanks to Scott and Co. for releasing it, and I certainly understand your hesitation in doing so. But like you say, Harris just wanted to make people laugh, so it's fitting that he got to do so one last time. I like to think Harris is somewhere up in the cosmos, smiling down on us knowing he's making us laugh once more. (That is, if he's not flat on his back on some dirty movie theater floor getting a blowie.) RIP, Harris. You were one of a kind, and we'll miss you dearly.
  25. ChrisChristieFifthBeatle

    Thank You Harris

    I listened to the Pete Holmes appearance when it first dropped. I've thought about giving it a listen now, but am almost afraid to, since there was so much addiction talk. I think it would just be too sad to hear it right now. I did go back and listen to all the Farts and Procreation eps of CBB this weekend, though.
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