Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's a prosthesis used to change the size, form, and texture of a woman’s breast.

[Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's a prosthesis used to change the size, form, and texture of a woman’s breast.]

Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's a prosthesis used to change the size, form, and texture of a woman’s breast.

[EPISODE 344 — Classic Switcheroo]

When I got to Everyone's Favorite Feature™ and Bitsy didn't plug a Wild Horses show or @mholland85 on Twitter, I became very disoriented, until I checked the episode page. Apologies to Jocelyn DeBoer, although being mistaken for a master improviser like Mary Holland is (probably) a great honor in some cultures!

 

Ryan Hansen also bears an uncanny resemblance to Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler, although they're easier to tell apart because Jay Cutler has never once smiled.

 

 

Hansen might be a better quarterback.

[Episode 1609 - Kate Flannery]

This show was a delight.

[I think I genuinely like U2 now]

I always found them overrated and pretentious but I'll be damned if Scott and Scott haven't softened me up re: the lovable lads from Liverpool.

[How To Get U2's Attention]

We could start some genocide or something.

 

And then when U2 came to play a benefit show to rally support against said genocide, we could say, "Hey, bro, what about the fuckin' t-shirts?"

 

I can't think of a downside to this plan, you guys.

[What guest do you want to see?]

Bono

Thedge

Adam Clay 2000 Pounds

The son of Larry Mullen, Sr.

[Episode 59 — Free Subarus for Moms!]

The discussion about Todd's dog around 45 minutes in is one of my favorite moments in the history of the show.

 

COME TO THINK OF IT, his barking is just the word "bark" over and over! He just says "bark bark bark"!

 

 

How big is this dog?

About 6 foot 2.

 

Oh that's a guy in a dog suit!

[Episode 59 — Free Subarus for Moms!]

This is probably my favorite CBB/CDR ep ever.

 

I listen to it about every 6 months and still laugh hysterically.

[Episode 14 — Staind Glass]

This is a top 5 episode in all of podcastdom. I've listened to it at least 10 times.

 

I laughed just as hard at "snowcones?" as Todd did. I even know where I was when I heard it.

 

God damn, I'm laughing just thinking about it.

[Matthew Perry #232]

Fun listen. I always found Matthew Perry extremely likable.

[EPISODE 342 — A Silicon Valley P-Cast]

I love Thomas Middleditch and his innate ability to say these like... non-jokes that just land in the room with an almost audible thud. I cannot put into words how much it makes me laugh, it's so dumb.

 

 

It's almost Wittelsesque.

 

Almost.

["It's Been Awhile" ringtone]

On a related note, some brilliant person made this:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQoCxo01wDY

 

I'm in public right now and it's so damn hard to keep from completely losing my shit over this.

 

The combination of how bad that song is with how delightful Scott and Scott are is just too much.

["It's Been Awhile" ringtone]

I will say that I've been infecting my co-workers. It brings me great joy to hear them do it.

 

I've been doing it as well.

 

That and "Ittttt's been"

[Episode 1605 - Graham Elwood]

You guys, I don't want to say too much on a public forum, but there's more to Tarpgate than anyone wants to admit

 

The CIA, the Illuminati, the Mafia,the Church of Scientology, the Koch Brothers, the Skulls and Bones, Big Pharma, G. Gordon Liddy, and those guys in hats from The Adjustment Bureau are all connected to this thing.

 

I really hope Jimmy and the crew will just move on from this, as nothing good can come from it. These guys have already gotten to 7/11 corporate, as evidenced by the obvious plant Graham encountered.

 

Stop poking the hornet's nest,Jimmy!

[NEW BRILLIANT EP: YOU TALKIN U2 CHARTED]

We need Stard and Engineer Cody Cody.

 

I'd like to hear Howard talk about when he first heard of the rock band U2.

[Harland Williams #225]

Harland Williams is delightfully weird and silly.

[Episode 1603 - Jen Kirkman]

or at least i would if anyone wanted to talk to me about her

 

U Talkin' T Swift 2 Me?

[Episode 1603 - Jen Kirkman]

Great ep.

 

I adore Jen Kirkman.

[Episode 9 — Slowing It Down]

I nearly choked on my coffee from laughing when Scott (Adam) brought up the concept of people walking slowly at 20 mph.

 

I was mowing my yard the first time I heard that. I had to stop and laugh like an idiot.

[Episode 1407 - Paul F. Tompkins]

Pardo: "You are an asshole."

 

PFT: "I'm great."

[Episode 1602 - Andy Daly]

Also...

 

7/11: Never Forget.

[Episode 1602 - Andy Daly]

God this was so good.

 

I was laying in my bed, alone, howling with laughter.

[EPISODE 336 — NOT Farts and Procreation 4]

I haven't really had time to cry since Thursday, so I decided today was the day. I cried at Scott's intro on the way to work, cried at the ending during my lunch break, and was determined to go home and have a real good sob at home after work.

When I got off, it was raining. I was like, "Perfect! I'll cry and stare out at the rain! This is going to be so great!" But also the sun was shining. So then I saw the most beautiful rainbow. It was exactly what I needed. Cold rain on my face and the warm sun on my back, I just stood on the side of the road and took it in.

I don't believe in an afterlife or messages from beyond. But just in case I'm wrong, obviously the message wouldn't just be for me. So I want to share this rainbow with you all. <3

 

 

Perfect.

[EPISODE 336 — NOT Farts and Procreation 4]

Listening to this was somewhat cathartic.

 

Thanks to Scott and Co. for releasing it, and I certainly understand your hesitation in doing so. But like you say, Harris just wanted to make people laugh, so it's fitting that he got to do so one last time.

 

I like to think Harris is somewhere up in the cosmos, smiling down on us knowing he's making us laugh once more.

 

(That is, if he's not flat on his back on some dirty movie theater floor getting a blowie.)

 

RIP, Harris. You were one of a kind, and we'll miss you dearly.

[Thank You Harris]

 

I guess I need to listen to that ep. Because, I sure as hell can not bring myself to listen to any of the concert eps of AP.

And I am sure you are right. But, it is just hard for me to laugh at the thing that took him away.

 

I listened to the Pete Holmes appearance when it first dropped. I've thought about giving it a listen now, but am almost afraid to, since there was so much addiction talk. I think it would just be too sad to hear it right now.

 

I did go back and listen to all the Farts and Procreation eps of CBB this weekend, though.