voichicoski

forgotten, but not gone

as jesus said, i'll always turn the other cheek. of my stupid little butt!

a lil DABDA'll do ya!

is it pronounced "jeep" or "geep"?

orange juice in the morning, piss in the afternoon and beer at night

zoom is the chroma key of podcasts

if man is five, and the devil is six, and god is seven, you can add them up and create the most powerful being in the whole universe that is eighteen. but he's currently in a ska phase.

ceci n'est pas une catchphrase, c'est une référence obsolète

veni vidi vici - but just veni

surf's up! surf's down! surf's REALLY down! i just lost all my money. the stock market game can be cruel.

that is some nice christian shame you got there buddy. i'd be a shame if something happened to it.

call me king midas baby, cause i'll be turning that shower golden

up up left right left right b a start, you've now unlocked the power to shit yourself whenever you fart

suicide is never the answer unless the question is "what is that thing when you kill yourself?"

(sent from a mental hospital. tried to kill myself on the 11th. slowly feeling the treatment working. listening to cb!b! helps me a lot. i'm gonna make it. like that bee gee's song. can't remember the name.)

i would never play chess against death. but if we're talking laser tag...

okay, everyone, i'll just need a profession, a location, and someone who accepts me and loves me for who i am. oh, i heard "truck driver"!

spaceballs (1987)???? more like star........ uh.... WARS (1977)??

i.p. freely is my name and being very restrictive about where i pee is my game

it's just one of those days when you don't wanna wake up, everything is fucked, everybody sucks, you don't really know why, but you wanna justify listening to "break stuff" by limp bizkit

what do you mean i can't have breakfast for brunch?!

an apple a day whatever who cares who gives a fuck anymore

dying on live tv is an oxymoron

they got a name for all the winners in the world, i want a name when i lose. they call alabama the crimson tide, call me ted cruz

lunch is the meal between a dog's day morning and a dog's day afternoon