voichicoski

it was all a dream, i used to read miniature donkey talk magazine

you buy a bag of peanuts in this town, you get a song written about you. unfortunately the song is a polka making fun of you for eating shit-smeared peanuts the peanut guy gave you.

all we are saying is give piss a chance.

eu, a pessoa lendo isso, consumo entulho orgânico direto do caminhão de lixo e sou burro e feio e fedido e acabei de soltar um pum muito fedido e cobrir com um arroto ainda mais fedido. that's portuguese for "hello"!

how many casts could a podcast cast if a podcast broke all of their bones?

i lost all my money on a bet. shouldn't have bet on me not losing all of my money on a bet.

this is classified information but i made a wikileak down in my undies

for sale, clown shoes, never worn

i hope you all remember what Soulja Boy told you!

suicide is the exact opposite of an unplanned birth.

i failed my "irony" class in college. isn't that ironic?

as the mortal bard said, "i fear death everyday."

cause of death was a food fight. he ate that gun.

everyone 's always talking about the bigshots in showbiz, but what about us in growbiz?

in paul we rust

you won't feel pain if you don't drain your main vein.

legalize preventive euthanasia.

haha yeah oh my god man it's like, what were they on when they were writing cheech and chong, right?

i says it as i sees it. and i sees it doubles.

"easy for you to say when you have some jerk's arm up your ass", said the shy shady sadist to the ventriloquist doll.

this is the story of a girl; who cried a river and drowned the whole world. thanks for solving the water crisis, you jerk!

we're back on the bang bang. uh. ah. the truth hurts. but we ain't pretenders, baby.

you don't shit yourself when you die, every human death simply occurs as complications of said shitting

is meta-humor an absurd exercise in itself?

46 years ago today, bob dylan defied comedy standards by for the first time ever making the bold decision to omit the canned laughter in one of his albums. "blood on the laugh tracks" was no more.