MrMoxie

How do you send the pope money online? Papal Paypal

The Lord of the Rings 2: Getting Back in the Hobbit

"What's the deel with fathers and baseball?" Jerry said on the last episode of "Seinfield of Dreams"

I just realized "What's up, hotdog?" is just a variation on "What's new, pussycat?"

I made this exact same joke/observation before. Not sure where. Needless to say, I'm suing for plagiarism.

Hear Ye, Hear Ye. Ok, Mr Ye, now that everybody is listening, please continue...

I like this one

The Chinese Chicken

Punch the penguin, kick the chicken, boy howdy, it's time for laughs.

Punch the keys, for god's sake!

For what's it's Hemsworth, I'm going to Ruffalo some feathers and say it: you've been a real Downey, Jr.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. Seriously, Jack Bauer, hurry up!

I've hired 2 chimpanzees to come and fight to the death for my own amusement, they should arrive shortly.

Sometimes you gotta fight fire with fire, but most times you should fight it with water.

That is interesting, but I don't think fear of heights should even be as stigmatized as it is, a instinctive desire to avoid danger is healthy. People don't stand close to giant spinning blades because they know if they trip they can fall in the blades and die miserably, but replace those giant spinning blades with a cliff and people act like there is no real danger there. If I am a trip or a severe sneeze away from potential death, then I am needlessly close to danger. IMO The "dork" thing was a bit odd too, at first it seemed to be "everybody shouldn't be so uptight" but then Matt got uptight about people who happened to go to college but not be into sports. I can't reconcile "If I fuck with your drum circle you don't get to be mad at the person being rude to the larger majority, but if you don't go to a sporting event I consider that to be rude to the larger majority and I get to be mad about that." Maybe it's just a thing of wanting to feel the superiority of "jocks rule, nerds drool" or something that Matt is kinda nostalgic for but since nerdyness has become trendy he has to attempt to redefine what is essentially "I enjoyed being a jock and looking down on the non-jocks" into some nonspecific character flaw that the recipients of the negativity must posses. But since it seems like there is no core logic to the anti-dork sentiment it turns more into "hey fuck that guy who has different sensibilities than me." But whatever, the improv in this episode was quite fun, the top 40 awkward DJs were particularly amazing, I'm much to late to things, but had I listened to the episode much sooner that bit would've gotten a nomination for the best-of i4h from me. I really enjoyed that.

Papa was a rolling stone, that makes me half stone. I'm also half Irish.

I think it's more about appeal, and "art" of it. Like some Jazz people are pretentious and look down at people who just make a "catchy song" but at the same time there are lots of parts of pop that aren't as crafted or aspirational to do something great that a jazz person might do. I believe the analogy is about the social and creator's view of Jazz/Pop rather than the actual craft of making either. PS: I came to this topic because I was a bit disheartened with Matt's opening bitterness. But I feel for the most part the discussion here was really good and credit where it is due Matt owns up to him being bitter about short form. And you gotta respect anybody who knows their own prejudices which Matt does. He's clearly passionate about improv so he certainly has a right to have strong opinions.

It works on so many levels.

Grin and berenstain bear it.

After all this time, I finally realized the quantum waveform was just the ground eigenstate of the quantum harmonic oscillator. Boy, do I feel stupid!

What's the deal with Baby Carrots, is it a Baby or is it a Carrot?

Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang! Where meta hipster humor meets dad jokes

Rock the Kasbah. Sock the Kasbah. Robots the Kasbah?!?

Sorry to let the cat out of the bag, but while there is more than one way to skin a cat, none of them have him still in the bag.

The Jedi asked for rail vodka because only the Sith deal in Absolut