BonjaminJehnson
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Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress that this film in no way endorses a belief in our host.
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Elvis really let himself go, more like 3,000 miles of waistband
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This makes Shakespeare look like he was hitting a notebook with a bone
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Millennials jeans are so tight that they cant even salute the flag.
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You can always tell when a poor person is opening champagne...
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This is not a pipe. That's not a knife. This is a catchphrase. These are their stories.
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The Earth is so flat, a pancake once looked upon it and mistook it for a second pancake, now that's what I call a breakfast slam
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Just remember: any website can be a dating website if you try
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More like Doctor Range! Every movie is a superhero movie when your power is acting!
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My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R I name each thing I eat, cause I'm C-R-A-Z-Y
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All the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put Humpty together again. So all the kings men made the horses into glue, and rode on Humpty's ba
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I want a Meryl in the Streeps and a geek in the cleates
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Every woman wants a man in the streets and two cheeks in the pleats
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The man, looking at his flab, prayed to god for washboard abs. Growing sad, getting up to grab his white flag...
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Some say it's a sign of the times but I just call it a clock
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Everytime God closes a door, he opens windows and surfs pornhub
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Every time God closes a door, he opens a window, but he refuses to admit he has obsessive-compulsive disorder
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Heaven's to Betsy! Come in Agent Betsy! Do you read me?!
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Durrrrr, I'm Betty Crockerman and I just learned to use the MikeRowePhone! Welcome to Sodomy Chain Gang! Durrrrrr!
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