onarga
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Hayes you ignorant fuck, I've been to Latvia, they sound like tired Russians, not Italians having a stroke
True, they do kind of sound like tired Russians some days. Or, if you rather, tired Latvians CAN sound Russian.
Other errors include:
Jānis is the most common name, really. That would have worked better.
There is no unincorporated Latvia, but Russia would love to take it, if you can find it.
Saying "Double V" would have been authentic as fuck.
No one saves for medicine. Like the rest of tired, tired world, they all save for MacBooks and Iphones.
Sincerely,
Laff Roit, of Latvija.
P.s. Those VP puns nearly made me spit my beer (Latvija has great beer).
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Thank god. I was livid yesterday, thinking it was Tuesday, and wondering WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED to keep the guys from posting. I really need a calendar alert.
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Ugh, Hayes and Sean are some of the hackiest comics around. Their routines are hot hehorned message comedy garbage that appeals to rando humor demographics.Every time they try to convey a message through one of their far fetched monologues on a VERY IMPORTANT ISSUE it induces pure cringe because, unlike a Tom Scharpling, they fucking bomb at nuance or doing justice to any of their issues. Their delivery is clumsy too/. Stop trying to make them a thing, Scott.
Don't stop. Speak on that more.
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I began the episode, then had to stop it. I was too excited. I was afraid to begin it because I never wanted it to end.
This is just the kind of branded content I love to hear on Earwolf.
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Dear (probably pretty dope) guest,
I have been absent from the message boards because my wife and I have just had a baby. Can you recommend a good way to tell my wife that my daughter isn't as important as staying current on "who's who" and "what's what" in the entertainment industry?
Also: I'm assuming you're wearing a pretty sweet jacket, so: congrats on that sweet jacket.
Thanks so much.
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Too easy. The boys don't pick the low hanging fruit
Yes, "low-hanging fruit"... That must be exactly what Jesus thought he was as he hung there on that cross, saving all our lives.
To ignore the ever-growing CHRISTian population as they continue to not only make quality films, but break attendance and box office records, would only serve to hurt all of us (in the biz).
Too easy? Faith is a lot of things. But easy?
Peace be with you.
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Dearest Hayes,
Where are you? I'm so sorry
I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always
This sick strange darkness
Comes creeping on so haunting every time
And as I stared I counted
The Webs from all the spiders
Catching things and eating their insides
Like indecision to call you
and hear your voice of treason
Will you come home and stop the pain tonight?
Stop this pain tonight
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Oh, wait...religion is responsible for all the wars in the world, so maybe this isn't a good suggestion for Sean especially...
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So powerful.
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No. I am Laff Roit.
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I am moved to tears by the Star Spangled Banner. Fabulous job gentlemen. ALSO, wasn't Atherton's name Rodney in previous episodes?
Moved to tears of laughter, yes. Walking home from work, laughing uncontrollably. I must have looked insane. I just glad Zouks didn't let him off the hook. I was afraid this moment was going to die on the vine.
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Frequency! White Noise!
I was so frustrated to not get closer on this during the ep!
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as defined by google (an internet search engine):
"Branded content is essentially a fusion of the two into one product intended to be distributed as editorial content, albeit with a highlybranded quality and often labeled as "sponsored." Branded content is the merger between advertising and entertainment."
Question for Geoff: can you speak on this in relation to your "puppets" and "you"?
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Jeff,
Can you say "Wheez the Juice!" Like you imagine a "fuckin' homo" would say it?
Thanks for your time.
Holy god. Every guest should be asked this question. Every fan already does, daily. No?
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Dearest guest,
Jeff is a terrible name. Have you given any thought to changing it to Geoff?
Also: How dare you.
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When they mentioned meeting Bonobos and his departure, I was certain, SO certain, that he wasn't leaving to storm the stage at all, but to reach into a small closet and grab a couple of tees for our Scotts.
My disappointment was crushing and immediate. However, that being said, I love nothing more than hearing the Scotts tell one another to shut up.
C- (due to the lack of t-shirts)
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The link lists all "celebrities" in attendance for the Forum shows in LA. More than one Scott is missing from this list. This doesn't bode well for a concert review ep.
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I haven't gone that far, but I am actively following all U2 news.
I was even excited to hear Marc Maron and Judd Apatow talk U2 to each other on WTF, though it lacked all insight, like band member names.
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This is an insider's guide to getting kicked and being called names in the beige carpet-lined hallways of this subpar Wolfcool knockoff.
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