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Posts posted by onarga

  1. Hayes you ignorant fuck, I've been to Latvia, they sound like tired Russians, not Italians having a stroke


    True, they do kind of sound like tired Russians some days. Or, if you rather, tired Latvians CAN sound Russian.


    Other errors include:

    Jānis is the most common name, really. That would have worked better.

    There is no unincorporated Latvia, but Russia would love to take it, if you can find it.

    Saying "Double V" would have been authentic as fuck.

    No one saves for medicine. Like the rest of tired, tired world, they all save for MacBooks and Iphones.



    Laff Roit, of Latvija.


    P.s. Those VP puns nearly made me spit my beer (Latvija has great beer).

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  2. Ugh, Hayes and Sean are some of the hackiest comics around. Their routines are hot hehorned message comedy garbage that appeals to rando humor demographics.Every time they try to convey a message through one of their far fetched monologues on a VERY IMPORTANT ISSUE it induces pure cringe because, unlike a Tom Scharpling, they fucking bomb at nuance or doing justice to any of their issues. Their delivery is clumsy too/. Stop trying to make them a thing, Scott.


    Don't stop. Speak on that more.

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  3. Dear (probably pretty dope) guest,


    I have been absent from the message boards because my wife and I have just had a baby. Can you recommend a good way to tell my wife that my daughter isn't as important as staying current on "who's who" and "what's what" in the entertainment industry?


    Also: I'm assuming you're wearing a pretty sweet jacket, so: congrats on that sweet jacket.


    Thanks so much.

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  4. Too easy. The boys don't pick the low hanging fruit


    Yes, "low-hanging fruit"... That must be exactly what Jesus thought he was as he hung there on that cross, saving all our lives.


    To ignore the ever-growing CHRISTian population as they continue to not only make quality films, but break attendance and box office records, would only serve to hurt all of us (in the biz).


    Too easy? Faith is a lot of things. But easy?


    Peace be with you.

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  5. Dearest Hayes,


    Where are you? I'm so sorry

    I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight

    I need somebody and always

    This sick strange darkness

    Comes creeping on so haunting every time

    And as I stared I counted

    The Webs from all the spiders

    Catching things and eating their insides

    Like indecision to call you

    and hear your voice of treason

    Will you come home and stop the pain tonight?

    Stop this pain tonight

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  6. I am moved to tears by the Star Spangled Banner. Fabulous job gentlemen. ALSO, wasn't Atherton's name Rodney in previous episodes?


    Moved to tears of laughter, yes. Walking home from work, laughing uncontrollably. I must have looked insane. I just glad Zouks didn't let him off the hook. I was afraid this moment was going to die on the vine.

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  7. as defined by google (an internet search engine):


    "Branded content is essentially a fusion of the two into one product intended to be distributed as editorial content, albeit with a highlybranded quality and often labeled as "sponsored." Branded content is the merger between advertising and entertainment."


    Question for Geoff: can you speak on this in relation to your "puppets" and "you"?

  8. When they mentioned meeting Bonobos and his departure, I was certain, SO certain, that he wasn't leaving to storm the stage at all, but to reach into a small closet and grab a couple of tees for our Scotts.


    My disappointment was crushing and immediate. However, that being said, I love nothing more than hearing the Scotts tell one another to shut up.


    C- (due to the lack of t-shirts)

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