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    Gone in 60 Seconds (2000)

    I searched the forums to see if this movie had been recommended and did not see it anywhere, if that is the case then this is a gross oversight. This movie answers the question "what would it be like if Nicholas Cage was in Fast and Furious?" I genuinely hope they do this movie.
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    EPISODE 118 - Furious 7: LIVE

    I started a We The People petition for Nick Cage to be in the next FF. sign and see Obama make our wishes come true!!! http://wh.gov/iRtKF
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    EPISODE 117 - Theodore Rex: LIVE!

    first question, did anyone else notice that in Whoopi's introduction scene she zip lines onto the back of the truck and through what is apparently a glass roof on this truck! second question, when Teddy goes to ask the commissioner if he can be assigned to the dino-homicide he meets Elizar Kane. Kane then proceeds to say that he already knows Teddy because he is his "crowning achievement", now my question is this, if Teddy is the "crowning achievement" of Kane's genetic research then why does every other dino you meet seem to be infinitely more qualified at their respective jobs than Teddy is at anything? but perhaps "crowning achievement" means Teddy is his first talking dino, if that is the case then why does Teddy seem younger than every other dino?
  4. There is a T.V. show called "Mike Tyson Mysteries". That alone should make you want to watch how awesomely terrible this show is, but if it's not enough here are a few more parts to the story... 1. MIke Tyson receives mysteries via the carrier pigeons he raises. 2. his crew consists of a. the ghost of a mid 19th century aristocratb. his adopted teenage asian daughterc. a man that has been turned into a carrier pigeon (voiced by Norm Mcdonald) 3. the first episode involves a. Cormac McCarthyb. Chupacabrasc. Centaurs If ever there was a show that would justify a deviation from the established premise of the podcast, that show is Mike Tyson Mysteries. for your consideration...http://www.couchtuner.eu/watch-mike-tyson-mysteries-online/
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    Jurassic World (2015)

    I agree that this movie is not the correct type of Bonkers to warrant an episode. that does not change the fact that this movie is not very good. point and case is Chris Pratt's line "depends on what kind of dinosaur they cooked up in the lab" I cringed every time I saw the trailer. also the other car the kids have worked on for experience is "grandpas old Malibu"...not exactly the same as a Jeep. Why not say "remember when we worked on grandpas jeep"??? there was also ZERO chemistry between Bryce Dallas Howard and Pratt. the scene where she comes up while he is working on his motorcycle is just uncomfortable to watch. also, wtf kind of dino skin does the indominus rex have that it can't be hurt by an RPG??? and how does being in the Navy prepare Pratts character for ANYTHING that he does in this movie? sorry. i kept thinking of more crazy shit as i wrote this lol.
  6. Whew!! thanks for clearing that up for me! i've been in this dazed stupor for days now, just waiting, hoping, someone could tell me if i should be laughing at the things i laugh at! i'll admit, it's been a dark time for me lately, but thanks to your illumination i can now see i have terrible taste. five simple words freeing me from years of misconceptions on comedy. you are basically a modern day Martin Luther King Jr. Please spread your deep knowledge of comedy and other peoples tastes to other forums!
  7. I didn't realize it was from Adult Swim, that changes how I look at the show lol. I think it could still make for a great episode though!
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    The Marine (2006)

    There is one scene where some of the T-1000's crew are shooting at Cena's character while driving down the highway, he saves himself by holding up a bullet proof vest!! which miraculously stops ALL the bullets!!!
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    The Marine (2006)

    There are so many reasons to do this movie. It was produced by the WWE. A character breaks the fourth wall. A Camaro Police car. The list goes on and on. seriously, this would make a great episode!