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The absolute pinnacle of Nicolas Cage disasters, with equally miserable performances by Michael Biehn and James Coburn. Though not the protagonist, Nicolas Cage delivers the most balls out ridiculous tantrums of his career and there is added insanity in the form of cameo appearances from Charlie Sheen, Peter Fonda, Talia Shire and Mickey Dolenz. This movie is a trainwreck that confuses and fails so intensely it makes Season of the Witch palatable and Drive Angry seem like a glorious fable of modern day folly.
How has this not been suggested let alone done?! From Jolie's platinum blonde dreadlocks to Nic Cage going Evel Knievel all over the Vincent Thomas Bridge, this movie deserves at least a 90 minute episode. Then nearly everyone has a GI Joe style nickname and every car could have its own credit in the movie since they have their own names as well. Also, the final fight involves Nic Cage holding the bad guy's chair hostage.
Ta da! I made y'all a theme song exploring the question Would it Have Been Better If Nic Cage Was In It? Other HDTGMadmen, please feel free to boogie this up thru remixes and what not. DONT CYBER BULLY ME. PAUL WHERE IS JUNE!?!?! ps i love the show.
The reporter says her name is Joni Blaze with an "i". Johnny Blaze is the alter ego of "Ghost Rider" . . . so maybe the "i" stops it from being copyright infringement? It seems a little bit of a stretch . . . until you realize this i from the writer of "Atlantic Rim" and "Apocalypse Earth". More proof that it all comes back to Nicolas Cage in the end.