Master Cylinder

I'm reading this Bible book right now, and this child gangbang scene in the sewer kinda comes out of nowhere.

Nile Rogers brings the funk, Nihil Rogers makes me depressed

MTV's Jackass told me not to try any of their stunts at home - when I did it left me with a highly profitable TV and film spin-off franchise.

Capitalism grab hold of me and whip my bare buttocks, but luckily my safe word is "Money

This milk's a lot like the ending to The Usual Suspects that one time I looked it up on IMDB - spoiled

Familiarity breeds contempt, but I breed guinea pigs.

I have a drug addiction, I wanna kick my habit, so I can take it's money and get more drugs.

When I go make a urinal stop, I like to put on a li'l R. Kelly to set the mood

What are dreams but electrode impulses surging through your brain to create flashing images in your unconscious? And the highly acclaimed "Fleetwood Mac" album.

Do they call them 'baby boomers' because of all the babies they killed in Vietnam?

If what they say is true, that cameras add 20 pounds, I should really stop eating cameras.

You can punch a moose all you want, but it won't make a cup of a coffee.