GeorgeHnasko

Comedy Wishes and Bang Bang Dreams!

If God had intended for people to be happy and fulfilled, he never would have created cubicles.

I got two bell peppers and a bio-dome....

I'm sorry but, you look a little dirty so, I assumed your paws stink. And the "damn" thing-It's a fact- animals don't go to heaven so,....

I took the road less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. That, and Google maps cuz, I am NOT getting lost in a yellow wood-ef that!

Aaawww, monkey tits!!!

Sure, I can upgrade you to a three-toed sloth but, all you're really paying for is that "extra toe" look

Cry, "What's up!!!" and let slip the hotdogs of war!!!!

Well, the Beastie Boys only ever refused to issue one license to ill and that's because the guy failed a background ch ch check it out.

Okay, Paul Simon. If Jack slips out the back and Gus hops on a bus, then where does George go? I'm George.

PAUL!!!????

The precedent of the Malapropism Society supposively endorses this podcast.

Ping pong balls!? I thought you said King Kong's balls!!

It was visible when fist posted. It was pretty cool.

And the Lord said unto the people, "let there be...a talky thing- a podcast- they'll do characters and shit. It'll be fun," and so it was.

People who live in glass houses are probably crazy people who don't realize that they are squatting in a green house.

Seersucker suits sure succor swarms of squirming silkworms spinning solemnly.

If I was aware that it would be this sort of social gathering, I would have placed my penis in the pureed tubers.

It's the bee's knees, the fly's thighs, the ant's pants.

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry ad the world laughs AT you. Boy, the world's a dick.

The one-eyed man with astigmatism is doing pretty ok in the land of fancy monocles.

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How much for the dolly pants?

Rock out with your caulk out! It's that time of year to make sure your windows are nice and sealed.

70% to 80% of household dust is made up of skin cells. Kansas was right!!!