Hunch Hondo

Leia it on me. My skin is jedi-thick, especially not around my palms.

The smart money is on Norm, but the heart money is on Soupr. Also, isn't bitcoins being the new gold standard?

Was just listening to an ep of RSS and at one point Sean pipes in and mentions that he used to do this for circue, and the guest (can't remember who) totally has no idea if he's being serious or not.

Thank you very kindly. This ol thang? I was going for Zooey Disneychanel's hit FOX documentary "News Girl" look. My mom says I pulled it off, but she also said that diet sushi is just a fad, so I'm not sure if I believe her. Also, I like your man, SteveH.

EDIT: I know its not customary to begin with an edit, but I feel it is extremely poignant given the circumstances. You see, due to lack of due diltelligence, my secretary double posted. Therefore, I enlisted a well known ghost writer (no, not THAT Stephen King) to rectify the mistake, the goal of which I do indeed believe achieved.

Dashing thru the snow, In a one horse open Leia, Over the fields we go Leiaughing all the Leia.

Do you think Sheff Aulrichman got kickbacks from Big Blowjob on this episode? Because it suuuucked. In a good way. 5/5 stars.

They say there's a 96% chance of weather tomorrow, which would set a new record for most consecutive days of weather in a row. I don't know whether to blame Obama, or the El Nino!

Sinbad on HH was definitely one of my favorite moments ever in podcast history. Such great insight into the biz.

I wish for Jason and Squat to live in a magic lamp for the rest of their lives, constantly lip syncing Genie in a Bottle, in full garb, granting more and more wishes, forever, to an audience of bored cats.

Are minibikes a celebrity? Because I'd really like to add them to that podcast. They piss me off in a personal manner, as I never know what to make of them. What's the point? I mean, are they supposed to be a motivation to become smaller because you look so big on them? Or is it actually more of an undercompensation method?

I, er, um, only know that because I too hold a degree in anthropology, NOT because of personal experience. Right, SteveH?

Don't forget to mention, SteveH, that apes give only decent blowjobs, and monkeys none at all.

Since none of you hogswogglers had any suggestions, I was forced to make big boy move and take matters into my own hands. I built a temporary dick diaper out of toilet paper, and rocked that home.

I just sat down to make a Mexican snowman at a gas station. Should've done a visual depth checked first, as it was one of those situations where the water is higher than my low-d mark. After feeling the biting cold of mistake, I look down to find an ocean of brown. Now, I'm in a dilemna; do I walk out to the sink (no sink in the stall, of course) and risk an intimate encounter with a stranger, or do I tuck tail, button trouse and get out of there, contaminating my pants in the process? And yes this is a live question, so please be prompt with your responses.

Well now I don't know whether to vest my time in the twitter feed, or the podcast. Such decisions....

So funny how they essentially donate a twitter feed for him, because there's no way that gorillas paws could operate a twitter operation.

And so it is official that the rumor has been confirmed, HBO super smash True Detective season 2 has been renewed for a second season. All the cast is on board, and production is set to begin asap. Pleasing to be announced that also will be being in the second season of True Detective season 2 will be Christopher Wallking, Brabley Coopster, Owing Wilsons, and Islam Fisher! Not returning are Will Farrell, who is doing his Bush tour, and the character of his son, the fat kid, who has got bullied out of his school I guess because the show was such a success. And scoop troop get out your pens!

Judging by all the uproar you've caused here I'd say you should just stick to a drama class, Putsome.