A Picture of a Tractor

Hello, dear friends and welcome to this good and funny show. I love you.

If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain, don't go to an all inclusive beach resort in the rainy season because they provide umbrellas

You can't see the forest for the trees so you threw the baby out with the bathwater and now your wilderness daycare is being shut down.

It may be more likely that a large brain evolved to imagine our universe than for our universe to actually exist, but I’m still going to church.

'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have gone to your ex's family reunion in Des Moines.

Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you got til it’s abandoned at an orphanage doorstep in the rain.

ha - so initially this post was "to err is human; to grr, canine." but i changed it a bit later because i thought i could make it funnier. but scott caught it before i changed it so that was the one that got read this week. anywho just explaining.

Giving someone a pickle would get them out of a pickle if the pickle they were in was starving to death.

save 100% on 100 mattresses by sleeping on the cold hard ground instead of on a 90' mattress pyramid...today!!

to err is human; to not do anything about all the pain and suffering in the world, divine.

Lock Willy Up! Lock Willy Up!

we are probably just a computer simulation run by a more advanced society than ours, so why not accept jesus as your lord and savior?

There's a bee directly behind another bee's behind.

Behind every great man is a magical good luck troll that only he can see and talk to.