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A Picture of a Tractor

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  1. A Picture of a Tractor
    "what if i told you that the bland, lukewarm cheeseburger you just ate was actually made by the world's greatest chef, "Alain Passard".
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    maybe god is a virus and the hospital is heaven
  3. A Picture of a Tractor
    eat your heart our while you feast your eyes upon a documentary about cannibalism
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    "you can stop as long as you'd like, but it costs $5 to smell the roses"
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    you can't change the past, but you can change your pants so keep on shitting yourself
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    to everything (turn, turn, turn) there is a season (turn, turn turn) and tons of roundabouts in europe and asia
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    just because i laugh maniacally after i talk about my plans to benefit from the suffering of others doesn’t make me a bad person.
  8. A Picture of a Tractor
    A wise man once said, "hey, we're almost out of toothpaste".
  9. A Picture of a Tractor
    well, we are probably just a computer simulation run by a more advanced society than ours, so why not accept jesus as your lord and savior?
  10. A Picture of a Tractor
    Timmy?.....Timmy?...Tim-OH DEAR, there you aren't!
  11. A Picture of a Tractor
    Stab a spud, skillet for a minute, hashtag hashbrowns, you god damn dumbass.
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