Jug Bandit

Fortune smiles upon thee, Hero.

I'm not sure how far ahead they record for these, but I'm guessing there were at least a couple of Giant episodes recorded and slated for release prior to the guys reading our forum comments and making huge show-changing decisions based on them, because that's totally how decisions are made.

I'm not going to explain pirates to you, because you didn't have a childhood.

It was a major coup to get John C Reilly to do his Cher impression for the Leesa.com ad.

I have two sizes: Skinny and Super Skinny. Sorry fatty, this topic is too hot for you!

That's not a vitamin! (This is a vitamin...)

At last, it's that fencing team I've heard so much about!

Jessica Chaffin in the Wompler-verse? Yes, please!

Listen, kid - I got chipwitches, and choco-tacos. So what's it gonna be?

When you're having fun, I'm having fun. This podcast brings much joy. Thank you. I will listen to it forever.

This show keeps getting better and better. To the point where I feel like I'm having a hard time expressing how much I'm enjoying it. It's just really great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqv14H1ygNE

She's channeling Mickey Rooney

"That is quite a cloak." "Quite a starfield!"

Thank you

Put an extra sheet down!

Hi Paul, Have you ever... had a guest or improviser miss or cancel on the show? Is there a protocol for coming up one short? Most importantly, would any of the above provide context appropriate for using the mysterious phrase "ankle the sked"? Thanks!

Carlos! Yes! I dated a girl in High School who had named her car "Coche," which is apparently Spanish for car. I'm not for sure on that because I did not take Spanish, I took French, I guess because I've always thought i was pretty fucking fancy. In Spanish class, the kids got to choose their own Spanish names (or so I was told). However, in French class, we were assigned our French name. Mine was Maurice. The truth of the matter is that my car was not born a Maurice, nor did it grow into that name, although by the end Ithink it had earned it. I named the car Maurice because my girlfriend and her cool friends had named their cars, and I wanted to be more like them, and Maurice was the first thing I thought of. Were I not on a mobile at work, I would link Mr. Show - Lie Detector. "Its great. Its crack. It gets you really high."

It's been a while... since I used GIMP ...but for some reason I felt compelled to do this.

First of all, this is quite an undertaking, and a very cool idea, so thanks for taking the time to put it together! Prior to now, I had not really thought of how -I- might answer any of these questions. Faced with the prospect of revealing any of these things about myself... I have a new appreciation for the weight and tone of the questions. Instead of asking, "Why did it take Derek Waters so long to come up with an answer," I find myself wondering how the majority of the guests come up with their answers so quickly! Maybe that's just showbiz. Anyway, with that in mind, I'm electing to answer one of the lighter questions available. I did name my car. My first car was a 1984 Dodge Omni hatchback. It had four cylinders of raw power and a 5-speed manual transmission. I drove it like it was super sporty. I drove it to the Black Hills, I drove it to shows in Lawrence, and I drove it straight into the ground. Its name was Maurice. The rear passenger door had a menacing rattle inside of it, and persons sitting next to it for the first time were frequently regaled with the story of 'Griff', a mythical stoner hitch-hiker with red white and blue dreadlocks, who was accidentally thrown from the vehicle in the middle of a busy intersection when I took the corner a little too hard and the door flew open. Said passenger would then be passed a joint, and all left turns would be made at dangerous speeds for the rest of the drive. Good times. And, though there is definitely something the hell wrong with me, I feel that answering the first part of this question in the affirmative gets me off the hook for explaining just what the hell that might be.

I'm still waiting for the other shoe to drop with Hanford's character... I mean, it IS actually Ringo Starr masquerading as John Lennon, right? No?

Wait a minute, wait a minute - WHO's picture did Skip Garcia take the week Star Wars came out?

DRUMS!

GOOD NEWS! You're absolutely correct. Check it out: BAM Alright, let's get to work...

Up With People, Down With Disease, In with the tide, and out with a BANG! Bang. srsly tho, Down with Disease. Scott, I'm looking at you.